The truth about us samoanz....
Samoanz aren't good, we are the best
Samoanz aren't cute, we are so0o freakin BANGIN!
Samoanz don't just kiss, we make out
Samoanz don't play, we fuck shit up
Samoanz don't relax, we chill
Samoanz don't dance, we grind
Samoanz don't talk bad, we talk dirty
Samoanz lips aren't just hot, they're lips u wish u could kiss
Samoanz don’t just do it, we do it best
Samoanz are the people you could ALWAYS trust
Samoanz aren't nice, we are sweet
Samoanz aren't just friends, we are lovers
Samoanz aren't cool, we are da bomb
Samoanz are sexy…
Samoanz we're blessed when we're born and we’re proud to tell everybody that we are 100% Samoanz
there are not enough words that could explain how we Samoanz are…but as BEAUTIFUL as we are, we know how the real Samoanz roll...!!
Samoanz STYLEZ...

ALWAYS 4EVA IN MY BLOOD SAMOAN REPPN FOR LYFE...

YOU KNO UR SAMOAN WEN.....

YOU HAVE A BRO OR COUSIN NAMED JUNIOR

DA SITTING ROOM IS FULL OF FAKE FLOWERS, PHOTOS, GORNAMENTS, & A VELVET PIC OF THE LAST SUPPER ON THE WALL

UR COUSINS ARE JUVENILE DELINQUENTS & HAVE BEEN ON MOTORWAY PATROL

WEN U LEAVE SUM1'S HOUSE U CANT FIND UR JANDALZ COS SUM1 ELSE IS WEARIN THEM

THE GIRLS ARE CROWDED IN THE KITCHEN MAKIN A MILLION IPUZ

U HEAR THE WORD 'FA'ALAVELAVE' AND WANNA GRAB UR WALLET AND RUN AWAY

THE MEN PISS OUTSIDE INSTEAD OF IN THE BATHROOM

U GET A HIDING WITH WATEVA IS CLOSEST 2 MUM/DAD AT THE TIME

U CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE MOVIES EVEN WHEN NOTHING IS FUNNI

U COLLECT THE VAILIMA BOTTLES AT THE END OF A PARTY

THE ADULTS ARE EATING THE KIDS HAFTA STAND THERE AND SWAT THE FLIES

ONE OF U GETS A BDAY INVITE AND THE WHOLE FAMILY SHOWS UP PLUS 10 OTHER PPL

BREAKFAST IS THE LEFTOVER DINNER FROM LAST NITE

THE MEN WEAR IE LAVALAVAS WITH NUTHIN UNDERNEATH

U ASK TO GO TO THE SWIMMING POOLS AND MUM TELLS U TO GO SWIM IN THE BATH

IN PUBLIC OTHER FOBS COME UP AND SAY 'FAAMOLMOLE DO U HAFF A SPARE SMOKE?'

UR SUPPOSED 2 BE SUMWHERE AT 2PM AND U SHOW UP AT 5PM

THE KIDS CAN WORK THE TV/DVD/PLAYSTATION BY THE TIME THEY'RE 6

UR NAMED AFTER UR DAD OR UR DAD'S DAD

THE ADULTS ARE ADDICTED TO NICOTINE AND BINGO

UR DAD PICKS U UP FROM SCHOOL IN HIS IE LAVALAVA

GOING TO A REALLY DISTANT RELATIVE'S FUNERAL IS MORE IMORTANT THAN SCHOOL

UR FIRST WORD WAS A SAMOAN SWEAR WORD

IN PHOTOS U AND UR HOMIES ARE THE BIGGEST POSERS

UR AUNTIE LOOKS LIKE UR UNCLE

ON UR BDAY/WEDDING PARTY U HAVE TO WEAR A CHEAP ULA LOLE WITH GLAD WRAP

U BRING UR COUSINS OR HOMIES WITH U TO A JOB INTERVIEW

U HAVE COUCHES AND BANANA TREES IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE

SUM1 IN THE FAMILY HAS AUDITIONED FOR AUSTRALIAN IDOL

U THINK UR RELATED TO THE ROCK OR ANY OTHER FAMOUS ISLANDA

U GET HIT BY ADULTS THAT AINT EVEN UR PARENTS

U CAN SPRINT BAREFOOT ON SHARP ROCKS

U ASK WHEN UR ALLOWED TO HAVE A BF AND UR PARENTS SAY "WHEN UR MARRIED"

U VISIT SAMOA AND SEE UR COUSINS WEARIN UR CLOTHES U LEFT BEHIND LAST TIME

THE KIDS AUTOMATICALLY SING LOKU TAMAITI BEFORE THEY EAT

MUM/AUNTIE/GRANDMA STILL DOESNT HAVE HER DRIVERS LICENSE

UR THE DARKEST IN UR CLASS, BUT THE WHITEST IN SAMOA

UR RELATIVES HOLLA AT U REAL LOUD WHEN U DRIVE PAST

UR PARENTS MAKE U GET THE SE'VAE B4 HITTING U WITH IT

U PULL OUT THE BEST MONO MONO FOR GUESTS

AFTA UR DAD HAS GIVEN U A HIDING AND SEES U CRYIN HE SAYS "UR STILL CRYING?!"

UR BROTHER'S CLOTHES ARE EITHER ALL RED OR ALL BLUE

UR BROTHER HAS TO GO EVERYWHERE U GO

MUM HAS LIL HAIR WIGS THAT DONT EVEN MATCH THE COLOUR OF HER HAIR

U HAVE AT LEAST 1 BRO IN THE WRONG GRADE

THE FAMILY CAR IS THE SIZE OF A BUS & THE FAMILY PRAYER LASTS 3 HOURS

UR BROS KNOW HOW TO KILL, GUT, AND CLEAN A PIG BY THE TIME THEY'RE 5

MUM MAKES U WEAR A PULETAHA/PULETASI TO UR PROM, & UR DATE IS YOUR COUSIN

UR THE ONLY ONES AT THE POOLS WITH T-SHIRTS ON

U SHARE A BED WITH 3 OTHER PEOPLE

UR BRO PROTECTS UR SIS TO THE FULLEST BUT TREATS HIS GIRLFRIEND LIKE A HO

U HAVE 5 CARS ON THE LAWN AND NONE OF EM WORK

UR PYJAMAS ARE A TSHIRT AND IE LAVALAVA

U HAVE AT LEAST 2 PPL SLEEPING IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE

UR MUM SAYS "SHHH!" TO GET UR ATTENTION EVEN WHEN UR NOT SAYING ANYTHING

THE GARAGE IS USED FOR THE BOYS' HANGOUT OR BEDROOM

U STAY AT CHURCH UNTIL 7PM WHEN IT FINISHED AT 3PM

U HOLLA AT A FINE AS SAMOAN GUY/CHICK THEN FIND OUT THAT UR RELATED

U HAVE A HUGE GAP BETWEEN UR TOES FROM EXCESSIVE JANDAL WEAR

AT A SIVA THE BAND IS WEARING SUNGLASSES EVEN THOUGH ITS DARK

U MAKE THAT FUNNY KISSY SOUND WIT UR LIPS WEN U TRY TO CALL SUM1

UR GETTING A HIDING AND UR PARENTS SAY "WHY U CRY FOR?!"

U THINK UR A PRO AT VOLLEYBALL OR RUGBY

U BRING UR PALAGI FRIEND HOME & MUM TURNS THE TV OFF & SAYS "IA FAI TATOU LOKU"

U'VE HAD AN AFRO AT SOME STAGE IN UR LIFE (BOYS AND GIRLS)

U GO TO SAMOA R

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
USO'S: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
USO'S: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
USO'S: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
USO'S: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
USO'S: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
USO'S: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
USO'S: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
USO'S: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
USO'S: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
USO'S: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
USO'S: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
USO'S: Will Copy n PASTE this