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- Me, Myself, and I
- Matt......Will always be undesided between Mac and PC, unless Apple bring out a Blu-Ray iMac within the next 10 months (Y) then Bill Gates can go fist himself...
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the local.
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us.
And lead us not into the practice of poncey wine tasting,
And deliver us from alco-pops,
For mine is the bitter,
the ale and the lager,
Forever and ever;
- S'all good...
- Most of them are good, especially the ones that make you laugh uncontrollably for days to come..
- Rugby, and i do like a good game of squash(Y)
- Scared Of
- Happiest When
- playing guitar and with mates
- Guitar, Ukulele and I do mess about on the piano..
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- How well do you know Matthew? 50 Taken
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going
out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
mustache,beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will
tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC,
98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at
least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that
you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would
be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know
that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might
get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".
That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh
when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you
should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That
doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
stomach.....and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with
your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but
we'll pretend like you are anyway
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shout at me-
speak to me-
flurt with me-
play with me-
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Fill Y or N into each blank space!
WOULD YOU ...
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] be my gf?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Carress my body?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] think im weird?
[_] great to be with?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] happy you know me?
[_] thinking bout me?
[_] in love with me?
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