1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your
nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
pikachu, go!"

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

You can only answer yes or no to all these!!! Copy n Paste onto ur bebo and fill in ur own answers

1. Taken a picture naked? No

2. Painted your room? Yes

3. Made out with a member of the same sex? No

4. Drove a car? Yes an crahed 1 as wel lol

5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yes

6. Have a crush? Yes

7. Stole money from friend? No

8. Gotten in a car with people you just met? No

9. Been in a fist fight? Yes

10. Snuck out of your house? Yes plenty of times lol

11. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes

12. Been arrested? No

13. Made out with a stranger? No bt being at Oatridge u dnt no wit ul do e susan lol

14. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yes

15. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yes

16. Had a crush on your neighbour? No

17. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes

18. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? No

19. Seen someone die? No close to but!

20. Been on a plane? Yes

21. Kissed a picture? Yes

22. Slept in until 3? Yes

23. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yes

24. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes

25. Made a snow angel? Yes

26. Played dress up? No

27. Cheated while playing a game? Yes

28. Been lonely? Yes

29. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes

30. Been to a club? Yes down in livingston and edinburgh

31. Felt an earthquake? No

32. Touched a snake? Yes

33. Ran a red light? Yes (bt they weren't workin!!! a dnt fink lol!)

34. Been suspended from school? No

35. Had detention? Yes

36. Been in a car accident? YES

37. Hated the way you look? Yes

38. Witnessed a crime? No if da police ask ll

39. Pole danced? No

40. Been lost? Yes

41. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes

42. Felt like dying? No

43. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes

44. Sang karaoke? Yes

45. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes

46. Laughed till some kinda beverage came out of your nose? Yes

47. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes

48. Kissed in the rain? Yes

49. Sing in the shower? Yes

50. Made love in a park? No not yet

51. Had a dream that you married someone? Yes

52. Glued your hand to something? No

53. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No

54. Ever gone to school partially naked? No

55. Been a cheerleader? No

56. Sat on a roof top? Yes

57. Didn't take a shower for a week? No

58. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes

59. Played chicken? Yes