One
Dean - Tim, do you want to go skinny dipping? You can be my first boyfriend

Two
Tim - Men's orgasms melt in my mouth

Three
Tim - Elspeth needs a bit a' this

Four
(Talking about clothes)
Dean - Under all this were naked. Tim your naked anyway.

Five
Tanya (i think) - EVERYBODY RUN!!! Tim just had a fagasm!

Six
Tim - Ho Ho Ho Spermgasm
(Green Giant Song)

Seven
Tanya - DOUBLE PENII TWINS!!!!
*silence*
Tanya - Yeah that failed miserably...

Eight
Chaz? - Has anyone named there penis?
Dean - Frederick
Elspeth - Hercules!
Tim - Sarah!!

Nine
(Dean goes an lies on top of Tim)
Tim - Hi Dean
Dean - Hi Tim
Tim - If I could get my nipple erect i would

Ten
Tim - V-O-M-I-C !!!
Tanya - What does that spell?!!!
Tim - VOMIIIICCC!!!!!

** OFFICIAL BABY WIPE POWER

)) EARECTION

^^ PENETRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
(sang like celebration)



Camp SuperCool... It's Campalishus!

Some of these may be wrong, I can't remember much of who said what

Nikd off JOanne

1.) Put your music player on shuffle.
2.) Press forward for each question.
3.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.

- What does next year have in store for me?
Go West

- What's my love life like?
Pinball Wizard

- What do I say when life gets hard?
One Step Closer

- What Do you think upon waking up?
Ireland's Call

- What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Heartless

- What do you want as a career?
Paper Planes LOL

- Favourite place?
Living On The Ceiling

- What do you think of your parents?
Live And Let Die

- What's your Pornstar name?
Helicopter

- Where would you go on a first date?
Santa Monica

- Drug of choice?
Technologic

- Describe yourself:
Tarantula

- The song that best describes my school principal?
LOL The Phantom Of The Opera

- What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Why?

- How will I die?
Blood Sugar

LOL Some of those didn't work but some REALLY did!

1
((Amy rolling around on the computer chair))
Tanya: AHH! Im scared that u run over my toes with that thing...
Amy: Ha! That's nothing...! You should see me with an umbrella!

2
Craig: We had a chippy for tea dad, what did u have?
Craig's Dad: A chippy.
Jamie: Yeh, i had a breast supper.
Craig's Dad:What?
Jamie: I had a chicken breast supper...
Tanya: Awwww...

3
Tanya: OMG Lets make crop circles!
Lauren: YAY! run, run, run, run! ALIENS!

4
(A car screeches round the corner...)
Lauren: Oh my god
Tanya:That car...*pause*...is broken...

5
(Sitting on the green, looking up at the sky)
Tanya : Look at that bird, its tiny compared to the sky...
Lauren : Well, that would be because the sky is HUGE!

6
Lauren : Louis, you are a tit.
Tanya : No, you are not worthy of being a tit, you are a MONKEY TIT!

7
Lauren : Tanya, ur a retard.
Tanya : That would make me special and that means u r my special friends.
Amy : Haha, yeh, we get paid to be ur friends coz if we werent here no1 would like you, so yeh we are your special friends!

8
Lauren : What would you do if i died right here, right now.
Tanya : I would laugh, and walk away, and then come back two hours later and see that you werent joking, and i would be like OMG are you okay and shit like that.
Lauren : Haha, that proves u r a retard, if i was dead, that would mean u were talking to a dead person...

9
Richard: You know what? i think i am gonna do the castle hill race in my speedos...
Amy & Tanya in Unison : Oh My God!!
Amy : This is the one and only time that i wish i was blind!

10
Jen: Forestry, lets go run in a forest! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
Tanya: What?!

11
Tanya: OMG! look at mr allan's head! its sooo SHINY!!!
Lauren: HAHA! its like a little SPOT of SHINE!!

12
Tim: I can't see any difference between those tomatoes on that poster.
Tanya: What?
Tim: I said i can't see any difference between those tomatoes on that poster.
Tanya: That would be because there apples...

13
Louis: I'm thirsty, Jen do u have anything to eat?

14
Jen: Does anyone wanna take ma dog?
Tanya: Yeah sure
Jen: No, it's fine

15
Jen: It really smells of Millers now
Tanya: Yeah, all we need is a hose
Gemma: You can hose me down baybeh

16
Lauren: Take me awayyyy
Jen: To the loony binnnn

17
Gemma - I called him a Prick, FACE TO FACE... on msn...

18
Jen - Ahh. I'm so hyper, what would calm me down?
Amy - A kick in the face?

19
Jamie - Amy, ur just a big BOOB!
Amy - Actually, I'm two boobs on legs!

20
Chris - Imagine ur balls being the size of walnuts!
Tanya - Walnuts aint big...
Chris - Brazil nuts!
Tanya - Coconuts!
Aaron - BANANAS!!

21
Miss Campbell - Aaron, just keep on rubbing, then touch it and see how it feels!

22
Lauren - Look at this lump, it's so annoying, everyone else has little lumps but i have this huge one! STUPID GAY LUMP!
[We were in a tent ]

23
Tim: Why do they call it a "Magik Stik" it doesn't do anything!

24
*Whilst on the phone, watching The Hills Have Eyes*
Lauren: I think that was rape, but he had trousers on.

25
Lauren: He'll never be fit, his face is too ugly

26
Lauren - I NEED MORE COLOURS
Tanya - Here's brown...
Lauren - What the hell am I supposed to do with that?! It's not even skin brown, it's hair brown, I'm not that creative!

27
Tiarna - Me and Sofia could be in a One Man Band!

28
[Sang like Meatloaf - i would do anything for love]
Niall - I would do anything for love, but I wouldn't rape Turd

29
Niall - Muscle weighs more than