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- Me, Myself, and I
- this thing needs to be updated.....
i love life, people and of course chocolate
I hear, I forget
I write, I remember
I do and I understand
Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious
How can something bother you if you won't let it?
"We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" Oscar Wilde
"Ceart go leor whore, oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you a whore....you don't paid for sex!"
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
Love is a game that two can play and both win
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back
If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear very tight shoes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it
On a packet of sleeping tablets "May cause drowsiness"
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
the "selft do it centre" you know the ones in Tesco- you get really clean money out of them
I think they named oranges before they named carrots
"My head is full of sulfuric acid" (after studying chemistry)
The law society forbids lawyers and client relationships so that the clients don't have to pay for essentially the same service twice!
An apple a day keeps the doctors.....if your aim is good and you throw hard enough
"you hear child, you think molest" (said by Lena's friend in McDonalds)
four thirds of people don't understand fractions
76% of statistics are made up
"TIMMY!!" the penigun dance
I'm tradgic...but happy
French class- creepy stalker smile
Life is complex- it has both real and imaginary parts
What did the zero say to the eight? nice belt
there are 10 kinds of people- people who understand binary numbers and those who don't
Some of us are born to command, supervise, superintend and direct and the rest of ye were born to serve
What do you pass around a table, cut but never eat? a pack of cards
"Superman don't need no seat-belt" (Muhummad Ali when asked to put on his seatbelt on a plane)
"Superman don't need no plane" (air hostess' response)
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow
Death is what some patients do to insult their doctors
"ur a poo"
There's too much blood in my alcohol system
The only difference between guys and batteries is that batteries have a plus side!
A horse was on a rope 20ft long and wanted some water from the foundtion 30ft away. He got it easily. How?
I will be conquered I will not capitulate!
"'m so confucking lost"
I just hurt your head didn't I?
Cheating- it's only cheating if you get caught
"I can't eat pancakes cause they've got yeast in them"
I'm beyond angry- I'm slightly frustrated!
Live fast, die young and leave a great set of photos
Why do you rarely find mathematics at the beach? Because they have sine and cos to get a tan and don't need the sun!
Optisism is naive
Pessimism is pagan
Remember you are unique adn special.....just like 6.6 billion other people
Evil is just live spelt backwards
If something is a good idea, go ahead and do it, it's easier to say sorry than to get permission
emos= they're happily sad!
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