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Hannah Essam

haha wow im shit at that kick up thing

11/9/08 | me too! | Reply

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  • Female, 20, Luv 632
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  • Member since: October 2005
  • Last active: 12/28/12
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About Me

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paynus!!!
Me, Myself, and I
WOW i love the cracker game :D

The Other Half Of Me
Lydia. Is Gay.

Lydia. Is Gay.

I've told you that 4 times in the last 16 days.

:D ... Carpet-world smell ● The Natural Confectionary Co Adverts ● Hairless arms ● Looking forward to something ● Australian accent ● French speech ● Harry Potter ● Yasmins eyebrows ● My dresssing gown ● Mighty boosh ● D of E ● Netball Hockey Rounders ● Tyrells parsnip beetroot & carrot crisps ● 240 chats ● Injokes ● drama ● ocean sailing ● festivals ● Gavin & Stacey ● Karl Pilkington
>:( ... Profiles saying 'i have to pretend its all ok but its killing me inside'. Seems pointless pretending to be happy & then telling everyone on bebo they're not. They might as well just stop pretending.
People wRiTiNgLyKdIs because they're too dumb to find the space bar.

● Scratching.
● Barry fucking Scott!!!

● Eating courgettes, fish & sprouts
● Not understanding why

● Crying (but I don’t mind other people doing it)
● Awkward silences

● Being too hot or too cold
● Spiders :O

● Really horrible people who make things unpleasant and unhappy.
● My arms!
It's sad when people you know become people you knew. When you can walk past someone as if they were never a big part of your life, although you used to be able to talk for hours. But everything happens for a reason. Things go wrong so you appreciate them when they go right. And sometimes good things fall apart, so that better things can fall together.
Danni...
is the my favourite PAYNUS ever. She makes me very very happy :)
Lydia...
"I'm sorry I wasn't listening, I was thinking of my next joke. Haha shes simply amazing. She's hilarious. I'd actually die without her!
♥...
Naomi, Haz, Yaz, Jazzie, Millie, Maddie, Bowman, Amy, Mollie, Amelia & Millie.B
make me laugh til my tummy hurts! Theres always someone to make me smile and I love you all so much ♥ :D

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  • TOP 16

    1. Lydia
    2. Lydia
    3. Lydia
    4. Lydz
    5. Lydia
    6. Lydia
    7. Lydia
    8. Lydia
    9. Lydia
    10. Lydia
    11. Lydia
    12. Lydia
    13. Lydia
    14. Lydia
    15. Lydia
    16. Lydia

    Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?
    A: Yep all of them

    Q: Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
    A: She goes on my bus

    Q: Whats the best memory you have of 9?
    A: Something on the bus or Centre Parcs

    Q: Whens the next time youre gonna see 4?
    A: She is sat with right now

    Q: Is number 7 fit?
    A: Yes. she thinks so anyway ;)

    Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
    A: We went in that little garden

    Q: What do you like most about number 14?
    A: She is funny and understands me

    Q: How did you meet 10?
    A: Its 5.58 now. Baslow school she showed me around that little garden

    Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
    A: If they didnt text back for a few hours

    Q: Is 11 your best friend?:
    A: The whole of my top 16 are

    Q: How long have you known number 1?
    A: Not very long at all

    Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
    A: who hasn't?

    Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
    A: No, she has a crush on my car

    Q: What is the last thing you did with 6?
    A: We worked out what we would do if my ceiling fell on us

    Q: Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
    A: No, theyre both gay

    Q: If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?
    A: bar code

    Q: Have you ever been to 13s house?
    A: Ive been in Esme's garden ;)

    Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
    A: Yes. She keeps inviting me back

    Q: Whens the next time youll see 5?
    A: In one second. Ahh there she is

    Q: Are you real close to 10?:
    A: About 15cm

    Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
    A: She kisses me every morning on the bus

    Q: Have you ever been to the cinema with 6?
    A: Yeah, the last time we saw Narnia but the film was ruined in the beginning cus the woman gave birth to the prince and they didnt cut the ambilicle cord which annoyed me so i was in a mard throughout the film.

    Q: Have you ever been angry with 12:
    A: I'm angry at her phone >:(

    Q: Would you ever make a move on 10:
    A: I dont need to, shes easy ;)

    Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
    A: we dont talk, we just sit in silence, praying.

    Q: Do you ever talk to 6?
    A: WHAT A DAFT QUESTION. why would I not talk to my number 6 top friend?

    Q: What do u think of number 8?
    A: She is interesting, complex, funny, understanding and easy.

    Q: Would you ever go out with number 1?
    A: No, she is goin out with my car

    Q: Who do you like most on your Top 16?
    A: 8

    Q: Who would you most like to be with just now out of them all?
    A: number 3 or number 15

    Q: Is number 16 annoying?
    A: nah shes alright

    Q: Have you ever fallen out with number 1?
    A: "That looks like my car" "Right lets call it" So we fell out

    1 Comment 256 weeks

  • In Jokes & Good Times

    • DYA WANA GO TO MARS?!
    *Peeks over chair* “oo no” (funniest thing ever.)
    Yo shakin yo booty at may?
    Sk-sk-sk-skies, ar-ar-are blue (bloo bloo)
    “You’ll get over it” “No, I don’t think I will”
    Nah lets not
    Timber.. but what type?
    “Look at them pigs! Oh no they’re cows.” “Hannah they’re sheep.”
    Early – waking boys
    Stardust
    Vole-in-a-Bowl
    Anything created in the story game!
    Jesus’ Chlamydia
    The... (1 min later)
    (Finds husband naked with another woman) “Aww, are you alright?”
    “DEREK… MMMAYTE!”
    Ink ereasing henrys HW diary
    CATCH
    “You’ll be tripping over the work”…“WOAH!”…“squeak”
    m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i
    The Ooob was slightly not ooobing
    “Oh no” no one said because Santa had a fanta!
    You is well fit man, you got da moooves like Jackie chan
    Smooo-th
    “Lets go to medohall” “When?” “First break”
    Drama in the tardis *wobble wobble*
    “I’m horny, horny horny… LOOK WHAT IVE FOUND! HAVE U GOT THEM TOO?
    Oh damn I lost my nipple (4 nipples!)
    When Mollie gave Amelia that piggyback haha
    Turtle joke
    SLUT HINTS
    The white haired lost y6 boy
    “I can fit my whole fist in my mouth” cries for half an hour
    “I don’t have a dead baby in my garage.”
    “Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster?” (Danni’s Dad: ) “Where?”
    Spagetti from the shelf, put it in the pan
    BAMBI!!!
    The irony of it was quite... (sadly) ironic
    *Gets off the ghost train* "Hello! im just here waiting for my dishwasher :D "...
    The beast was neither pleasant nor present nor pheasant
    The slightly pointy man was talking to the man that wasnt slightly pointy
    "Who was last person you talked to on the phone?" "O2. I always call them." "What did you watch last night?" "The mirror."
    Ahh… Good Times!!!

    1 Comment 262 weeks

  • Top 16 Blog

    1. Becca
    2. Haz
    3. Ni
    4. Lydz
    5. Amy
    6. Yaz
    7. Jazzie
    8. Madz
    9. Rhian
    10. Mollie
    11. Amelia
    12. Becky Bowman
    13. Nick
    14. Bummer
    15. Alex
    16. Henry

    Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?
    A: Yeass

    Q: Whats your least favourite thing about number 13? Nick
    A: we have drifted apart:( but hes just amazing

    Q: Whats the best memory you have of 9? Rhian
    A: FREQUENT TROUSERS!!! hahaha

    Q: Whens the next time youre gonna see 4? Lydz
    A: either monday morning on the bus, or sometime in the week at the goose green cafe hehe

    Q: Is number 7 fit? Jazzie
    A: oh yes

    Q: What was your first impression of number 8? Madz
    A: i honestly cant remember.

    Q: What do you like most about number 14? Bummer
    A: he's interesting

    Q: How did you meet 10? Mollie
    A: School, but we became proper friends through D of E!

    Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone? Becky
    A: haha, sure

    Q: Is 11 your best friend?: Amelia
    A: Not best friends, but close friends:D

    Q: How long have you known number 1? Becca
    A: AGES

    Q: Have you seen 2 naked? Harriet
    A: who hasn't?

    Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you? Amy
    A: oh yes ;)

    Q: What is the last thing you did with 6? Yaz
    A: well we r talking on msn now? but we had a sleepover n then went to sheffield a few weeks ago, that counts

    Q: Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple? Harriet and Henry
    A: LOL no

    Q: If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be? Bummer
    yellow or orange

    Q: Have you ever been to 13s house? Nick
    A: No, but ive been to the pub next door haha

    Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7? Jazzie
    A: i live in her bed

    Q: Whens the next time youll see 5? Amy
    A: Sometime soon i expect

    Q: Are you real close to 10?: Mollie
    A: yes, quite

    Q: Have you ever kissed 1? Becca
    A: yes, though shes in denial.

    Q: Have you ever been to the cinema with 6? Yaz
    A: yeh all the time... macdonalds in the cinema haha

    Q: Have you ever been angry with 12: Becky
    A: corse not

    Q: Would you ever make a move on 10: Mollie
    A: yep... watch out of d of e ;) haha

    Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most? Lydz
    A: haha, EVERYTHING!!!

    Q: Do you ever talk to 6? Yaz
    A: what a daft question

    Q: What do u think of number 8? Madz
    A: i think shes brilliant

    Q: Would you ever go out with number 1? Becca
    A: been there, done that, got the tshirt

    Q: Who do you like most on your Top 16?
    A: i hate them all.

    Q: Who would you most like to be with just now out of them all?
    A: all of them, like one big party

    Q: Is number 16 annoying? Henry
    A: haha YES! but hes also hilarius so i dusnt matter

    Q: Have you ever fallen out with number 1? Becca
    A: yeh lol, but not for a while, like not in 2008

    Well thats it
    DO IT YOURSELF!!!
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    ay up u ok??? wubu2??? w/b xxxx

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    hehe .....gooood glad to know your not a clone.... i just couldnt deal with that!!! ;) how are yooooouuuu??? loves you x x x

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    it's okki thanks

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    3/4/09
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    hey han how was ur xmas? u get anythin nice? i havnt received an email or mail on bebo so cud u send it agen plz!! btw i dont like that big photo of me and u on your bebo i look awful :L love u xxxxxxxxxxx

    12/29/08
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    happy christmas :P xxx

    12/25/08
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    i have indeed :D lol and we need to note book but i wud rather just go out i think lol :P i hate jim carry so i dnt reli wona c it but i proper think on like the 29th we should go to derby :D love you xxxxxx

    12/22/08
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    :D new years :D we need a good chat we havent had 1 in ages lookin forward to it xmas day 1.30 be ready lol love you xxxxxxx

    12/22/08
  • Danni James
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    i am not feelin so good as well! i know u sed u were not writing xmas cards but i thort that with all this time off scool that u cud of at least attempted to write me 1! u cant use the excuse that u didnt hav any time! r u really coming into skwl 2mo? ni sed u were fine on tuesday! i slept all of tuesday as well!! y a snake? snakes don't ache do they?? how odd! love u Xxxxxxxx

    12/17/08
  • Danni James
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    hey han how u feelin? not seen u in a while wat with u n me bein ill n everythin! u comin into skwl tomorow? i went to skwl 2day but still feel awful i sound like i hav a smokers cough n my voice sounds like its breaking! one min its low n the next its gone high agen lol!!! wat u bin doin 2day? writin xmas cards??? love u Xxxxxxxxxxxx

    12/17/08
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    same :D im great thank you :) ly xxx

    12/13/08
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    Livi

    heyy poo face :L xxx

    12/11/08
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    ..christmassss-- what u got planned? :D x

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