friends
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Bebo pics.










2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.











3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace.












4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.











6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.













7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.












8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.











9. You were too busy to notice number five.












10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.












11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.









12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did