awe dang just 1 keg now i should of bought my exhaust after the party

April 25, 2009

once again on the 25th...don't know why just ended up being an annual thing

but this time its gonna be in my town Terrace its gonna be a huge rocker...just guessing

This party is gonna take place @ my WAK TJ's place (leave a comment for the address)

the kegger is gonna happen after the bar this should be crazy even though theres only 1 keg

leave comments if your going

ps. this party is gonna be SICK

once upon a time there was this wee lil guy tellin this big guy with sexy man boobs what a fun weekend they had ...( REMINISING about what they remembered from the weekend an see what they don't remember. Plus we have to know who we might have taken home . They do it every monday )

Any ways this lil guy asked the big guy if he has ever heard of anybody pulling out a bloody tampon?

The big guy bursted out laughing and said GROSS and he looked @ his lil buddy an he had this huge shit eaten grin on his face

The big guy knew instantly that the lil guy pulled a soaker out the night before

The big guy asked what he did with the dang thing? The lil guy said he almost puked droped it on the floor then threw it out his window. This kid was smart he washed his hands shure hope he didn't black out an go do the dew

He even told the big guy he had to tug on the lil string a couple times just to get it out

While the big guy was killin him self laughing he asked the lil guy when you droped the tampon did it make the same sound (thump/splash/squeesh) as when u wet tissue paper and throw it on the ceiling

He said it was even louder Then there was this elder guy who over heard me telling this story and he asked *KRUSTY* if the tampon sprouted out like a mushroom

As they were having there weekly hang over hoot they were rolling on the ground holding a doobie each laughing till it hurt

Then it gets this much better the lil guy says he was so totally xwickedly WASTED, and get this son the girl was spontaniously SOBER theres sumthing wrong here

But whatever right its just the village life doesn't anybody think that a girl should warn a brother about that shit i mean no guy should go though this but it was hell of an awsomeness story riiiiight?

This is a true story, and it happened to a Friend of a Friend of mine and he told this story loud proud and sober

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