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DownTown Funky Malone
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- I am Down for Whatever
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- I've had a few good reasons for drinking
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If a man can't drink when he's living,
how the hell can he drink when he's dead.
Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!!!
Cider and blackcurrant......... Ribena for mothers who just don't care!!!!
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- Cold war kids, cherry ghost, The Arcade Fire, Damien Rice, The Frames, Republic of Loose, Simple Kid, The Doors, Queens of the Stone Age, Kings of Leon, Duke Special, Thin Lizzy, Johnny Cash, nd much much more. listen to pretty much ne ting!
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- auatin powers films r class, snatch, all d rocky films, fight club, lucky number slevin, the shawshank redemption, walk the line, jarhead, the simpsons such a class film was well worth the wait, die hard 4.0 dat film has got it all. nxt time a helicopter follows me (cos it does happen) i'm gonna take it down wit my car for definite! the bourne identity, the bourne suprenecy, can't wait for d new one shud b deadly. really liked shooter aswel. its not a film but house is a deadly series!
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- sleeping, partying nd when wit all me mates.
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This is how a kid explains sex!
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet1 Comment 385 weeks
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George's funny statements when drunk
I'm going to go to sleep before I fall asleep!
I'm full of scuthered.
Hit Eoin so hard that he will smeel like a bitch.
There's no guarantee that i'm God. (When asked if he was alright)
Turn off the fucking sleep!!
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Ciaran Kelly11/21/10I just scored $713 in four days doing simple things online! All thanks to - http://x.co/KTHZ trust me, you will be happy
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Jill Cobbe8/21/09thanks for your mail! we went on ladies day only. it was ok...very packed tho. is james not in killeigh??? or was that the other lad who was with ya?? well were havin a gathering here at my house pre festivities before we head into town! youre more than welcome to come, were hopin to bbq with lots of ppl. hogan knows where i live if you say it to him. i lost all my numbers cos my phone was stolen on holidays
sucks!!!!
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Jill Cobbe8/10/09
ah cool, i ws at the races too..hadn a clue what i was doin! loved the dressin up tho! it is indeed...cannot wait for it, there will be mighty crac altogether! o do come down...its the place to be. im tellin ya...first the show and now the fleadh...no other place to be but Tullamore!!!! going to spain on wed yoop!!!!!
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Jill Cobbe8/6/09
no, no sign of a job yet and have been applying all around!! it sucks! no, def got spiked, ws terrible. scary shit! did u go to boston after?
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Jill Cobbe7/20/09
ha that goes without saying!! i ws in illinois in chicago. ws class until i got drugged on a night out. i was never so sick. i made it home so its all good now!!
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Jill Cobbe7/20/09
hey Mr Down Town Funky Malone. well thank you for adding me!!! not long back from the states...y sis is out there on her J1! hows your summer goin??
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Steffi Howard5/29/09ah sur tis nly 9 weeks off reali sur dat nutin
wer ya bk home 4 d galway ocean race???
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James Conheady4/30/09Down Town Funky Malone?
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Steffi Howard4/28/09
Heyhey!! howz u keepin??-jeebus havnt cn u since edels 21st id say!! howz al in dublin?? im stil teachin away...nly 8 weeks til summer hols....god i luv bn a teacher
ne nuz wit u??
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4/26/09 via Mobile
Damian Clogher
im estimating n new york..do u ever c ne of d lads from school?wat u gettn upto urself?
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James Hogan4/15/09Ara Eoinnnneeee boy.. how the hell are ya.. hows work going??. You must be settled in by now.. Am flat out in college, with fleadh, and we in all ireland scor this weekend too.. yeow.. any sign of the other lad.. i hear he is in love.
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Michelle Wallace4/13/09Get facebook man....college is good pile o stress at the moment my computer crashed on saturday lost all my work due in for wednesday absolutely gutted and i have to try and study for exams now....agh how are you??
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2/3/09 via Mobile
Laura Murray
How ya boss i hear there was horrid trouble round your Gaff today and last week i seen it With me own two eyes!! Make sure your windows and doors are locked! How's life goin for ya!?
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Denise1/26/09Sain ool but we missed ur dancin talent big time!!!! was a mad drinkin weekend!!! no stories really! you? im off 2 glasgow thurs 4 a dirty wkend!!! dats bout it
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Denise1/25/09
tanx v much. how u gettin on?
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Ruairi O' Loughin1/25/09
Ah I had a job there for a while but I left it for pastures greener... ah the harvesting was over and to be fair we were sick of that shithole farm! Ah it's good to see that you're doing well even though you did a second rate maths course... everyone knows that the real mathematicians all went to UL
hey have you joined up with Eoin Barry and Tommy yet? Eoin Barry is really good at commenting people. I miss him
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Denise1/22/09
never
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Ruairi O' Loughin1/19/09
God Eoin how are you getting on as well? I haven't heard from you in a while... how's that super job that flies you over to England for a flash all expenses trip which in turn makes you miss the fleadh?? Nearly as bad as me going home on the Saturday the year before
Ah Oz is fair good, the weather is sweet and the living is sooo easy! The only thing is I really really miss Eoin Barry... I really really really miss him Not pucking much sliothars around here now cos.. well... chronic laziness... I really miss Eoin Barry
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Ciara1/14/09Hey mister, you and Mary are cordially invited to my 21st. Bart has the details
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why am i shmilin???
Áine Nic Uilliam 0 Repliesall welcome
Alan Brown 0 RepliesOk now, i have the blueprints done, and i have consulted an expert and he said it'll work. If we get it built and leave within the next 2 weeks i think we could make it america by august.
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