What's your last sent text say?
"Jst on ma laptop lol"

Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
hmm....not really sure

Do you get drunk every weekend?
no, not every weekend

Have you ever slept in contacts?
Nope

Have you seen the movie Thirteen?
never heard of it so no haha!

Are you in a good mood?
I sure am

When is the last time you held hands with someone?
Dunno. lol

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
haha no!

Has anyone told you a secret lately that you aren't allowed to tell anyone?
Spose so aye!

Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again?
Dunno.

Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?
Na na

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Errm....... Maybe

Do you have a best friend to lean on?
i sure do

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Michty aye!

What is the last thing you did before you went to sleep last night?
Had a fly!

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
haha long time ago!

Has someone put their arm around you in the past 5 days?
Aye!!

How many windows are open on your computer?
7!! LOL

Where will you be 2 hours from now?
In ma bed! (Hopefully)

Where were you at 9am this morning?
De-frosting the tractor.

Who was the last male you talked to?
Dad

is there someone that can always make you laugh?
yeah

Why arent you dating the person you like?
Hmmm Gd question.

How did you and your number 1 become friends?​​
Pass

What is the last piercing you got?
Got none.

Where is your phone right now?
next to me

When is your birthday?​​
7th April

Is there any drug you take every day?
nope!

Do you go on sunbeds?​​
nahh

Did you ever lose anyone close to you from death?​​​
Nope

What are you doing right now?
Doin this.

Do you have a dog?
No! A cat!

Biggest annoyance right now?
Right now - Nothing

Whens the last time you talked to your siblings?​​
a few hours ago

Do you have any tattoos?​​
nopeee

Do you plan on moving within the next year?
no.

Where did your last hug take place?
Errrrm.......... cnt remember!

What is your middle name?
Edward

What brand is your computer printer?
my laptop doesnt have one

Do you have any bruises right now?
nahh dont think so

Do any of your close friends have kids?
nope

What is the closest red object to you?
A pair of curtins my mum is making

Do you have an iPod or Mp3 player?
I-pod

Ach/och ... Damn
Ahbudee ...Everybody
Adee ...Used in term “Fits adee?” meaning whats wrong?
Affa ...Meaning Very e.g. “he’s an affa fine loon”
Ahinn ...Behind
Erm ...Arm
Al ...Old
Awa ...Away
Ay ...Meaning always “He’s Ay awa oot”
Aye ...Yes
At ...That
Bannocks ...Big Thin Pancakes
Beens ...Bones
Beets ...Boots
Bide ...Live in or stay.”I bide in fraserbugh” “Am bidin in the nicht”
Bosie ...Hug
Brikks ...Trousers
Butterie ...looked this one up for ya’s A calorific, cholestrally intensive snack meal made from flour, lard and salt. Spread with butter, jam, marmalade etc. You can almost hear your heart's left ventricle slamming shut
Byre...Barn
Chavin awa...Struggling along. Normally in answer to ‘fit like?’
Coos...Cows
Cuckies ...Lil stones
Chuddie ...Chewing Gum
Clap ...to Pet
Clart ...To cover thickly, Bread Clarted wee jam
Coorse ...Bad, Nasty ‘a right coorse loon’
Deed ...Dead
Deein'...doing
Derlin ...‘ma Lugs are derlin’ – my ears are cold or sore
Doon ...Down
Dottled ...Normally used in reference to an elderly person who is getting confused
Dubs......mud
Een ...Eyes or one
Faa ...Who
Fan ...When
Far ...Where
Feart ...Afraid
Fit ...What?
fool....dirty
Foo ...How or drunk or full up
Fooshtie ...Something gone off
Gan ...Going – “far are yi gan?”
Geen ...Gone
Greet ...Cry
Gyad ...Yuck
Hoo ...Same as Foo
Hoose ...House
I ...yes
Ina...as well
Ither ...Other
Kal ...Cold
Ken ...Know
Lach ...Laugh
Lassie...girl
Loupin ...Jumping
Loon ...Boy
Lugs ...Ears
Mair ...More
Mannie ...Man
Nae ...Not
Nickum ...Menace,Mischievous
Nippy ...Fast or Frosty
Nivir ...Never
Nimpty...Idiot
Nyaff ...Worthless person or thing
O... Of
Oot ...Out
Ower ...Over
Park ...Field
Piece.....snack to eat
Pints ...Shoe Laces
Ploogh/Plooghing ...Plough - farm implement/Ploughing - ploughing a park/field
Poor/Poorin ...Pouring – Poorin Rain
Quine ...Girl
Recht ...Right
Riggit ...Either means, Fixed "The combines riggit and ready to go" or dressed ready to go etc.....
Sair Chav ...Hard Going
Sark...shirt
Smorin ...Generally used when suffering from a cold ‘Smorin o the cald’
Steens ...Stones
Watter ...Water
Wifie ...Women
Yon ...That one

You Know You're a Farmer When ......
getting up at 7am is a lie-in

your alarm clock is set to farming today, even though you hate it now

you've got the RPA's number on speed dail in your phone

you've run over your own cat in a tractor

when someone says they live on an estate you think of fields and woods rather than a barratts development

you tut at people in tesco buying danish bacon and french bread

when you listen to radio 4's the archers and think how hoppy all the characters are

you don't sit down to a single hot meal in august

you fall asleep with-in 3 minutes of sitting down in front of the t.v

your sun tan ends just above the elbow in the summer

you've had a live lamb in your aga

you get more letters from DEFRA than you do from friends and family

you only take the kids to the seaside when it rains

a good holiday is a week in the west coast in november

you can't drive along a road anywhere in britain without studying everyone else's crop's and livestock

there is small heaps of grain outside the back door of the house every summer

drilling does not mean putting holes through interior walls

dress sense means cutting down on nitrogen applications

your 4x4 acctually goes off road

you get frustrated by people calling straw "hay"

your ideal holiday is to visit other peoples farms

your hands look like they are made with the same material as your boots

your bag on your hoover is full of grain from july to september

the faint (but agreeable) smell of diesel never leaves you

you most valued possession is your pen knife

track and field has nothing to do with athletics

a lamb follows the children into the kitchen and no one thinks its unusal

you confidently walk arround the supermarket in wellies

your lawn include hundreds of cattle hoof prints

you open a bale and discover an old mobile phone

you drive your new telehandler repeatedly past your neighbour's yard until someone appears

you feel naked without baler twine in your pocket