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The Roy Keane Way
Roy Keane rents videos and never rewinds them, ever.

When Roy Keane was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "Roy Keane".

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Roy Keane spared your life.

Roy Keane won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance
Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

Every day is the longest day of Roy Keane's life. For terrorists, the shortest.

What colour is Roy Keane's blood? Trick question. Roy Keane does not bleed.

Roy Keane once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

When Roy stares into the sun, the sun flinches.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Roy Keane says its beef. Then it's beef.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Roy Keane does not feel like carrying you.

James Bond has a license to kill. Roy Keane don't need any licenses.

Roy Keane' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Roy Keane.

Roy Keane once double teamed a girl.. by himself.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Roy Keane. Sounds like a fair fight.

Roy Keane was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Roy Keane.

When the kids born in the twenty first century grow up they will not have heroes, but rather Roy Keane. Roy Keane is the only hero.

Roy Keane played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When life gave Roy Keane lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Roy Keane hates lemonade.

Roy Keane doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Roy Keane once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

You can lead a horse to water. Roy Keane can make him drink.

Roy Keane once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Roy Keane once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

When Roy Keane masturbates, all women within 3 miles have orgasms.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Roy Keane jumps out.

Simon Says should be renamed to Roy Keane Says because if Roy Keane says something then you better do it.

Killing Roy Keane doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Roy Keane would vote for Hillary Clinton to be president just so he could assassinate her.

Roy Keane does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.

When Google can't find something, it asks Roy Keane for help.

In 96 hours, Roy Keane has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times.

What have you done with your life?

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Roy Keane way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

Why did the terrorist cross the street? To get hit by a car before Roy Keane could get him.

When Roy Keane watches a pot, it boils immediately.

Roy Keane once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."

In kindergarten, Roy Keane killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

It would only take 1 bullet for Roy Keane to kill 50 Cent.

Roy Keane has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Roy Keane.

Roy Keane can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store without instructions or an alan key.

Scissors are scared to run with Roy Keane.

Roy Keane got Hellen Keller to talk

Keano trivia

Keano supported Spurs as a kid although he doesn't like admitting it. (Who can blame him?) His hero was Glen Hoddle.

Keane's roots are in the working-class village of Mayfield on the outskirts of Cork. His father is nicknamed "Mossie", mum is Marie and his three brothers are Denis, Pat and Johnson.

As a youngster Roy wrote to English clubs for a trial, but didn't write to United. He didn't think he was good enough.

He used to be an amateur boxer in his early days. (Not surprising is it?)

Keane has played in a record five FA Cup finals in the 1990's. One for Forest and four for United.

United broke their pay scale twice to keep him, he reportedly earns a whopping £92,000 a week.

Keano became Dr Keano for a day in May 2002. He was awarded an honorary Doctorate of Law from Cork University.

Keane has captained United to 9 major honours making him Manchester United's most successsful skipper.

He lives in a £1.4 million house in the town of Hale, near Altrincham, Greater Manchester. Many of his team-mates such as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer live in this wealthy area.