If u have any memories with me at all...whoever ya are...write them here

Being Irish is about driving in a German car to an scottish pub for a
Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or
,aTurkish
kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows
on a
Japanese TV.

And the most irish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign! why in
ireland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

why in ireland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

why in ireland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a
DIET
coke.

why in ireland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.

why in ireland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk
to
in the first place.

Only in ireland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
and
lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in ireland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating
rink.

NOT TO MENTION..
3 irish ppl die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 irish ppl were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.

58 irish ppl are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

31 irish ppl have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 irish ppl have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate

irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas
cracker-pulling
accidents.

18 irish ppl had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 irish ppl were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 irish ppl were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight irish ppl were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls
incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.


IRELAND - Love it, or Leave it

1.who r u?....
2.r we friends?....
3.wen nd how did we meet?....
4.do u hav a crush on me?....
5.hav u eva wanted to punch me (tell d truth)?....
6. do u want to meet me.....?
7.giv me a nickname nd explain why?....
8.describe me in 1 word?....
9.wat wuz ur first impression ov me?....
11.do u still tink d same?....
12.wat reminds u ov me?....
13.if u cud giv me anytin wat wud it b?....
14.how do u no me?....
15.wens d last time u saw me?....
16.eva wanted to tell me somtin u cudnt?....
17.wats my fave sport (if u dont no just guess)?