FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRiENDS: Are for life!!!

Wat class! this is talent people (see flash)

And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time
And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time
And so it is
The colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

1. The Supermacs prank on Steve
2. Feargal shouting "suck my knob, bitch" at someone at our door
3. "A young tight pussy" in the form of the manyards ads
4. Giving names to trees
5. Cleaveland Steamer Clive
6. "A big artificial penis!"-Guerin
7. Splashing water on two old hags
8. Nailing Laura with a water balloon on her bike
9. All masturbation jokes that were made
10. Simon and Feargal throwing each others stuff out the window and fighting on the first day
11. Discussing the advantages that guys have over girls
12. Discussing how much childbirth must hurt
13. Strip russian roullete
14. Listing different ways to kill the girls that kept coming into our room on the last night (Corm-"Break a chair over Lindeys head!")--with scream
15. "It's hard to know with all the shit thats going down"-Mr Doyle
16. Yelling "now suck my dick" and other lyrics from sir psycho sexy throughout the trip
17. The Hayes theme tune
18. Laughing for no reason whatsoever
19. Shouting DONNELLY!! going down the slide at the aquadome
20. The shadow of Tiarnan that looked like he had a penis growing out of his head
21. Corm saying "hows your lad" to Shelly Banigan
22. Jerking off to Joyce (pretending) and realiing that Debbie was right next to my crotch while I was doing it lol
23. Shouting "Fourth year is a fucking doss!" at the top of my voice (not really a funny moment, I just really enjoyed doing it)

If I think of any more I'll add them to the list