LITTLE RALPHY
Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a p*ss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in
this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow
you to go."

Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, ! "You're an eight, but if
you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a TEN!"

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought
my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael.
"My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
little RALPHY.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f*cking beautiful!'"

LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know
eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your
teeth, and make you fat."

Little RALPHY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little RALPHY answered, "No, he minded his own f*cking business
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LITTLE RALPHY

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3,'" I said "6", replies RALPHY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3 x 2?'"

"What's the f*cking difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"

LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH


Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"

RALPHY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little RALPHY, that's a mouthful."

Little RALPHY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob."

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR

Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a p*ss!!"

The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in
this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow
you to go."

Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, ! "You're an eight, but if
you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a TEN!"

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LITTLE RALPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Ralphy.


He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little RALPHY says, "Please Miss, I have a question for YOU".

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."


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You'll Never Walk Alone

When you walk through a storm,
Hold your head up high,
And don't be afried of the dark,
At the end of the storm there's a golden sky,
And the sweet silver song of a lark,
Walk on through the rain,
Walk through the wind,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown,
Walk on, walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone.
Walk on,walk on,
With hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone.

STEVE GERRARD

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
His big and he's fuckin hard
He's better than Frank Lampard
Steve Gerrard Gerrard.

THE FIELDS OF ANFIELD ROAD

Outside the Shankly gates
i heard a kopite calling
shankly they have taken you away
but you left a great 11
before you went to heaven
now its glory round the fields of anfield road
Chorus:
all round the fields of anfield road
where once we watched the king kenny play
(and could he play)
stevie heighway on the wing
we had dreams and songs to sing
of the glory round the fields of anfield road

Outside the Paisly gates
i heard a kopite calling
Paisley they have taken you away
you lead the great 11
back in Rome in 77
and the redmen they're still playing
the same way
(repeat chorus)

DAMBUSTERS MARCH

We hate nottingham forest
we hate everton too
we hate man united but liverpool
we love you

LIVERPOOL TIL I DIE

Liverpool til I die
Im liverpool til I die
I know i am,im sure I am
Im liverpool til I die

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