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David Docherty
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Male, 29,
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- from Glasgow
- I am Single
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- Last active: 2/5/10
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Please follow the link on my page to sign a petition to ensure an exemption for epilepsy from the new generic prescribing proposals, on the grounds that the active ingredients in different brands of anti-epileptic medication can legally vary by up to 45% and that unnecessarily switching between versions can have a profound negative effect on a person’s health and quality of life, can cause breakthrough seizures, worsening of seizures or increased side effects, leading to loss of employment, driving licence, educational opportunity, serious injury and, in the most severe cases, death, and that consistent effective treatment should not be altered on questionable cost grounds.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/epi...
- Music
- Alkaline Trio, NoFX, Beastie Boys, Finch, Jimmy Eat World, American Hifi, Green Day, The Offspring, Motorhead, Disturbed, S.O.A.D, Q.O.T.S.A, My Chemical Romance, The Clash, Hard-fi, The Sex Pistols, Box Car Racer, Panic at the Disco, Fall out Boy, Slipknot, Blink-182, Pink Floyd and many more.
- Films and T.V.
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American History X, Chopper, The Wall, Black Books, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Dark Angel.
- Sports
- Rollerbladeing, rock climbing and football.
- Scared Of
- hights and other stuff that im not gonna mention ;P
- Happiest When
- Partying my ass off!! Spending time with my friends.
- Heros
- Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Hicks and Howard Marks and Walter Smith.
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As some of you may have notice my hair is pink what colour should i dye it next?
- Purple
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Bestest drink outa these five?
- Jack Daniels and Cola
- Vodka and Lime(cordial)
- Southern Comfort and Fresh Orange
- Morgans Spiced and Cola
- Gin and Tonic
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Bodily Functions!!
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all
over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and
give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see
where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a
huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was
toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually in charge!
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What women would do if they had a penis for a day......
What women would do if they had a penis for a day......
10. Get ahead faster in corporate britain.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day......
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day......
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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Where Dwell The Brave At Heart,
Their Daring, Nerve And Chivalry,
Set Gryffindors Apart."
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My result is: You are happy!!!!!
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My result is: Corporate Embezzler
Your social instincts, smooth moves, and uncanny ability to justify any immoral act makes you the ideal corporate embezzler. You've got what it takes to make it to the top of the corporate food chain, and you know how to take advantage of the system. Remember that subtlety is key in achieving success in your field. Now, don your suit and aim for that corner office!
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7/31/11
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Clark Kent7/25/10hey davie give me a call lost ur number m8
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12/1/09
Geminemski
homie hows it hanging? dunno if ur ever on here but hey thought id say hi anywa! still out next monday?? will be up soon to see ya
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Lil Miss Bitch10/4/09hey hunni hope you ok, heard ur gonnae be in for longer!! wait till ye get hame n we'll have a serious drinking sesh lol miss you
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Clark Kent10/4/09hey u better not fall sleep 2morrow m8 coz u been up al nite Haha bb
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10/1/09
Clark Kent
hey man lookin forward to sunday m8 it'l b graet catchin up wit my wee long lost bro lol c u 2morro anyways...
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9/26/09
Lil Miss Bitch
hey babes how you feeling?? soz a havent been up to see you, will wait and see you when u get home babes. miss the banter hunni
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9/22/09
Jackie Nicoletti
Sorry to hear you are still in hossie
HOpe they make a diagnosis soon and get you out and about partying soon
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9/21/09
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9/21/09 via Mobile
That Mad Girl
Hey huni sorry i haven't been up for ages....can't get out after dark with smalls being in bed for 7 lol....an i'm at college till 3....but i can try pop up thursday if i remember what bus it is i get up lol....how you doing anyway....xx
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