Dear bruce Leeroy...it has been awhile hey! im sorry i havent written to you in awhile but i have been oversea's, i went to austria and london with my dearest friend rummul.Austria was absolutly amazing bruce you should see it, snow everywhere and most importantly there are so many bars all over the place! the first nite we were there we just slept then the next day i was on my way to becomming lord of the slopes after that we rummul and myself drank and did we drink i ended getting locked out of the hotel and almost freezing to death but luckly the excellant hearing of rummuls uncle saved my life! neway the rest of our time in austria was spent skiing,eating and you guessed it bruce drinking and man the beer is good there!after austria it was off to london to visit our good good friends wesdogg,sharksdogg,mud,spud,matt,s
 taunch,the fag,ramond,ned,mink and the new friends we where about to meet,london is fantastic and infact bruce i might move there, rummul and i did the tour of london with luggers tours it was mantastic sharksdogg truely knows his history, we drank alot in london as we do where ever we go but our favorite drink is the snake bite damn that stuff is wicked and gets you mighty f@*ked but let me tell you the snake bite makes you her bitch in the morning and thats no lie! i had the time of my life on holiday with rummel and i couldnt have done it with anyone better! everyone in london thank you for your hospitality it was very much appreciated! and untill we meet again let the beer flow like the great victria falls and the women be as common as the indian myna, i hope you enjoyed my story bruce leeroy ive missed you hope you have been keeping well!neway speak soon! lots of happy love Fox

Dear my newist friend,how are you? im great thanks, last nite was great went to some place else like i told you in our previous interaction and saw alot of my friends and drank it was mantastic.I was just wondering how come i do all the talking and you never reply?i suppose thats good in a way as i can talk and you can just listen...neway tonight myself, Delicate Dev, Mule and the Westville Worm are heading to george and dragons then to escobar i hope it is eventfull and it probably will be very fun cause im there,im going to drink again YES!!!!!!! i shall tell you of my adventures soon, Merry Christmas and happy new years if we dont speak sooner... thank you for listening "sorry i dont know your name! can i call you Bruce Leeroy?" neway it was nice talking bruce leeroy... all my love foxtrott the athlete

Hello, today is thursday and im still at work and have been since monday, everyone else is on leave and this upsets me so im going to to what every upset person normally does and that is go and get drunk at some place else,untill the next time we meet! i love you frank