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Ted Nugent II
- Take off your skin and dance around in your bones
- Me, Myself, and I
- Just a few of my opinions;
On the Catholic Church: "They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers' donation?"
On War and America: "I'll show you some security and I'll show you some peace: Nagasaki and Hiroshima. You fuck with them and they'll fucking melt you. That's where we get it wrong, pussying around in Iraq, just hit 'em with the most powerful fucking weapons we have."
On Science: "Big bangs don't make this. That's not a big bang. God made that. That's a liver. That's mystical. You and I can't make livers. Things banging don't make livers. This is mystical stuff. This is magic. This is perfection."
On Extinction: "If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like pandas."
- The Other Half Of Me
Fat terrorise on Gibbons, safe.
- To be in a band with a cult following, to lay down some sweet Rock 'n' Roll with Ted Nugent, to drink 'til I'm blind with Tom Waits, to do so much LSD that I my trips have trips with Nick Cave and to find myself a nice and curvy brunnette to 'be appalling with'.
- Anything with Burt Lancaster, Samuel L Jackson, John Wayne, Alec Guiness, Charlton Heston, Steve McQueen, James Stewart, James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart or Clint Eastwood in the cast. Most Things with Michael Caine, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Robert De Niro, Charles Bronson, Cary Grant, Kevin Costner (Not the Bodyguard) or Tom Hanks in the cast. All Films directed by Sergio Leone or Quentin Tarantino. Most Films directed by Steven Spielberg, Woody Allen or Martin Scorsese. Pretty Much any war, western, sci-fi, gangster or swords and sandals film pre 1980.
- Top Selection of Films - No Order.
- Zulu (Best film ever), Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, Star Wars, The Great Escape, Pulp Fiction, For a Few Dollars More, Omega Man, Mackenna's Gold, Planet of the Apes (Original), Saving Private Ryan, Open Range, Angels with Dirty Faces, Saints and Soldiers, Godfather part II, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Von Ryan's Express, No Country for Old Men, Long Good Friday.
- Adam, Sam and the Band.
- We could jam in Sam's Garage
His mama was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was playin' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong
All we did was bend the strings,
Down in Sam's Garage
We had lotsa dope and LSD
And a couple o' crates o' beer
Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n' over
Became a symphony
We would play it again 'n' again 'n' again
'Cause it sounded good to me
- AC/DC (pre '80), Alabama 3, Alan Hull, Alice in Chains, Alison Krauss, Amboy Dukes, Birthday Party, Black Sabbath, Blind Boys of Alabama, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Blind Willie McTell, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan, Jeff and Tim Buckley, Chris Thomas King, Arthur Brown, Cream, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Damn Yankees, David Bowie, Dolly Parton, Donovan, The Eagles, ELP, Elton John (Pre '76), Elvis Costello, Faith No More, Fairport Convention, Frank Zappa, Gordon Lightfoot, Grateful Dead, Grinderman, Hawkwind, Hays
eed Dixie, Jethro Tull, Joe Walsh, James Gang, Johnny Cash, Kiss, Knife in the Water, Led Zeppelin, Leadbelly, Lightnin' Hopkins, Lucinda Williams, Michelle Shocked, Mississippi John Hurt, Muddy Waters, Neil Young, Nick Cave+Bad Seeds, Nick Drake, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Roxy Music, Robbie Faulks, Rolling Stones, Scott Walker, Shelby Lynne, Smashing Pumpkins, Steve Earle, Steve Hillage, Strawbs, Syd Barrett, Ted Nugent, Tom Waits, Uriah Heep, Who, White Stripes, ZZ Top
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In 3 words, I am ... rock 'n' roll.
If I'm frightened of anything, it's...indy music takin' over the world.
If I could travel back in time, I'd set the controls for...1977 - Ted Nugent has Cat Scratch Fever, Elvis, Lennon, Scott and Mercury were all still with us. Star Wars is released.
My favourite person in the universe is...Ted Nugent
My least favourite person in the universe is...The lead 'actor' off of 'Skins'.
The last time I looked in the mirror, I thought...Furt shaving?
If I had to leave a body part to science, it would be... My Brain. That'd be a laugh.
My definition of love is... Kommunication, Kare and Konnection.
The last time I vomited was because...I slept on Gibbons' rancid carpet.
The greatest lesson life has taught me is...don't sleep on Gibbon's rancid carpet.
If I knew the world was going to end tommorow, I...wouldn't care, I'll be alright, I got the devil in my blood.
The song I want played at my funeral is... 'The Weeping Song' - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
I want my tombstone to read...Long live rock...(Anyone other than Gibbons get that?).
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You don't know the meaning of the dark side until you've...Slept on Sam Gibbon's rancid carpet.
The coolest rock star in the world ever is...Ted Nugent, doing whatever he wants despite everyone else just because he can!
The biggest cliche in rock 'n' roll is...sleeping with groupies, everyone does it, be different, try their mums...or their dads!
The greatest guitar solo ever is...Ted Nugent - Stranglehold. It pains me to say it, but in new music, it'd have to be James Blunt - Wisemen. I know, I know, but you've got to appreciate a good solo.
The one chord change that every band should use is...A5, C7, Dsus4 - It's so simple, and sounds so good. The backbone of any hard rock riff.
The best gig I ever saw was...Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, but soon to be Ted Nugent.
I will never have my hair cut like...that tosser from the Horrors, seriously, what's his name?
Never trust anyone...who's eyebrows are a different colour to their hair.
I never set out deliberately to...offend or shock (believe it or not!)
The biggest discovery in music that I've made is...How to play guitar. Like Ted Says, Skill is only part of it, there's also attitude. But the best piece of advice I've heard form the great man himself is when soloing, don't try and be clever - only play notes that turn you on!!!!
Music is a gift because...If you play it right, it guarentees you some action.
When I grow up...I'm gonna be the most famous fucking guitarist ever. I will be known worldwide. However, I will be the second best guitarist ever, because NO ONE can out do Ted Nugent. I'd take a fucking bullet for that man and I haven't even met him....but I will meet him one day.
Before they die, people should...see Ted Nugent Live.
The six things I guarentee I'll never do...Go 'Emo', ditch rock 'n' roll, hate Ted Nugent, die, live in Asia or be gay.
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Birthplace: At home in Bracknell
Current Location: Dedworth
Height: 6ft 4
Eye Colour: yellow
Food: Home-cooked roast beef
Alcohol Drink: Beer
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ass and Rack.
***THIS OR THAT***
McDonalds or Burger King: dead circus animals or lips and assholes...
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Choclate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: cat - Cat
Rap or Punk: ooh, punk, but proper punk from 76-79
Summer or Winter: Winter
War or Westerns: NOOOOOOO!!!! Hardest question ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love or Money: Lovely money
Bedtime: Whenever I need to rest.
Most Missed Memory: First Kiss
Best phyiscal feature: My Chin!
First Thought Waking up: Will I or won't I?.............it's always I will, man!
Goal for this year: Meet Ted Nugent
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: No, been punched a bit though
Ever beaten someone up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes Germany and Legoland cos they're Commies.
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Sconners mum
Been Dumped Lately: Hell no! Relationships are for pussies.
***IN A GIRL***
Favorite Eye Color: So long as they have eyes, I'm not fussed
Favorite Hair Color: Ginger/red - They cant be of the ginger species tho, just have the hair colour.
Short or Long: Long
Height: I like 'em big, I like 'em small, I like 'em all.
Style: Any aside from the Croydon Facelift, bobs or lesbian crops
Looks or Personality: Looks, personality is a bonus - despite popular belief
Hot or Cute: Smokin' hot.
Drugs and Alcohol: More like 'Drugs in Alcohol' or at least whatever is required to get 'em into the sack.
Number of Regrets in the Past: I regret nothing, except for sleepin with sconners mum
What country do you want to Visit: America
How do you want to Die: Heroically.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them.
Get along with your Parents: 60% of the time
Health Freak: Im healthy, not obsessive about it though
Do you think your Attractive: I invented attraciveness
Believe in Yourself: I sold my soul to rock 'n' roll, I can do whatever I do please!
Want to go to College: Im in college.
Do you Smoke: After 4 years of trying, I no longer pollute my sacred temple.
Do you Drink: Yes, but not to excess.
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: NO WAY MAN!!! That's not rock 'n' roll.
Do you Sing: Badly - like Ted Nugent
Want to get Married: I expect so, I can't cook.
Do you want Children: Yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Boy - Ted Girl - Nancy
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