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Dan Curran


12/12/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • I am Down for Whatever
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
<<<<<< me, mary n trev @ mucky oxegen..

Wel me names daniel!!
always up 4 a laugh!
so leave us a comment??
gud luck!!

cum on the pool!!!

The Hillsborough disaster was a deadly human crush that occurred on April 15, 1989, at Hillsborough, a football stadium in Sheffield, England resulting in the deaths of 96 people (all fans of Liverpool Football Club).

2 the 96 that passed away at
hillsborough on that fateful day
watching us with smiles so proud
you sing with us as we sing aloud
you help us , lead us , guide us through
we know istanbul was down to you
and even though the futures unknown
one things for sure
bit of everything
green street, resident evil 1, 2, 3, football factory, the waterboy, a bit of everything!!
liverpool cant beat dem!! legends!!

WRC ford team beta win it dis yr!!
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In boyles or topshop wit me mates n headin fusebox n taboogyin
not guna start namin ne1 yis no who yis are??

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    A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's licence?

    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for exceeding the limit

    Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?

    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

    Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

    Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

    Driver: Yes, mate.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your licence?

    Driver: Sure. Here it is.

    It was valid.

    Captain: Who's car is this?

    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.

    The driver owned the car.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

    Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

    Driver: No problem.

    Boot is opened; no body.

    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

    Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b@st@rd told you I was speeding, as well.

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  • savage

    A few questions and answers....

    Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
    A. Ask your mother.

    Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
    A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

    Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
    A. Wiped his ass.

    Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
    A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

    Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
    A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

    Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
    A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling

    Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
    A. You know she'll swallow.

    Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
    A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

    Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
    A. Same thing as a "quickie,"only you do it yourself.

    Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
    A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

    Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
    A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

    Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
    A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

    Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
    A. The one with the dirty knees.

    Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A. A battery has a positive side.

    Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
    A. The blonde, because she's 18.

    Q. The three words most hated by men during sex?
    "Is It In?"

    Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex
    A. "Honey, I'm home!"

    Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
    A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

    Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
    A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.

    Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
    A: Hair balls.

    Q: What's good on a pizza, but bad on a pussy?
    A: Crust.

    0 Comments 292 weeks

  • dooooo ittt....

    wat wud u do if??

    1. I said I love you:
    2. I kissed you:
    3 . I lived next door to you:
    4. I started smoking:
    5. I stole something:
    6. I was hospitalized:
    7. I ran away from home and didn’t come back:
    8. I got into a fight and you were there:
    9. I died:

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    heya nah i didn head ou las week was wrkin early ev morn, was fucked. headin ou tmo n fri tho n maybe Sat wbu? you gettin tix 4 Prodigy? any gos?

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    Yea i suppose that excuses yr drunkenness..:L And u were menta get me a batterd sausage in da chipper den u eat it..:L

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    Afta we droped u off went home.. Jus dropd baxter home den conor dnt realy no wat time it was.. No point in askn u anyway..:L We were jus drivin round den seen u drunken monkeys..:D What time were yea ot since? Musta bin a while!!

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