Condoms
Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.


>Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>Nike Condoms - Just do it
>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
>KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
>Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
>Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
>Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
>Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
>Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
>Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
>Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
>Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
>Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
>Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
>Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
>Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim
>Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
>Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
>Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
>Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)