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- i made a cactus cake!
- Me, Myself, and I
- Ok so I'm Kelly BROWN!!!!!
and i am 15 and a half!
Im younger than samantha
but i dont care cos my toenails are cooler than hers
GAY (but not quite as gay as SAMANTHA)
I like pies lots and lots and lots
i also bum flamingos
samanta is the best
i luv re
i dont like stealing rocks
i did a talk about sharks and hippos without wetting myself
T'CURTAINS RULE IDST
I love magical trevor woooooo!!!
I wrote a song about the moon
and I wrote a rap about a pig
I shouted coooooeeeeee and said gordon ram-Z
sam said half of tht
"i was milking my cow when this really old farmer guy came up to me, i had never seen him before and thought he looked rather odd. He then said "damn i lost the game! now you loose!" i was gutted."
profile hacked again! 11/12/08!
i love kellyBROWN and our random dances round the art room to gareth gates ;D
- The Other Half Of Me
what a WEEDER :D
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If me and sam had a film this is what would happen - its imense. its called T'CURTAINS. (the stuff i sed is in bold - sams stuff is not bold)
you cab be my roomate
and we have orange t'curtains
and we remeber how we used to hav white curtains but we had to wash them for our dead husband
and then you fall over
maybe t’curtains can try and strangle us but a floating tap forces it onto the floor with the force of the water
and then we zip wire out the window
you zipwire and ill ride on a french cow with a french duck on its head
and then a posy baby cuts the zipwire and eats the cow
then some hula dancers come in
batman should be in every film somewhere
we cud all do a mexican wave
and mr brown comes in
and is somoe sort fo secret agent
heee, has a lazer, and burns throught his key hols and kills someone whos waiting outside to attack us
then he picks us up and takes us onto a boat
n shoots alot of people
y were they attacking us?
they t'curtains were very valuable
and they wanted them
but we burnt them
okay, but that ruins them
then we can scale a wall like spiderman!
with mr borwn?
Yeah ehs out bodyguard
mr brown gets eaten by a purple jelly baby thats cross because tinkywinky is purple and hes the crappest tellytubby
and them we cry
mr browns twin comes along
and eat the jelly baby to free him
so we have 2 mr browns!
and they use their twin skiils so confuse the ememy
i thought we ate the enemy?
why would we eat people
its a jellybaby
mr brown kiled em didnt he?
some of them
awww, i know!
they est the left over bits of jellybaby for energy
but we poisoned it
and they all die
so where does the twin confusion come into it
and we all drink tea
whenw e thought mr brown dies
thats the part of the film where we think were doomed
i dont like tea
neither do i xD
so y do we drink it?
it souded coool
maybe we have another enemy hu makes us
makes us tea?
and then while were on a secret agent mission we wee ourselves and get sacked
and then we need new jobs and we have to say goodbye to mr browns (this might be like the third film by now)
wot job wud we get?
on a stalll
in a crappy town
so we smell of fish all the time
and then i turn into a fish
and live in a shoe
what about me?
you join a nunnery
because im ur one and only
and then i turn into a person and we be singing nuns togethor
(but there is cool rave music on the credits)
can i dance?
Like a gangster?
2 Comments 246 weeks
me and sam played word ascociation (the same day we spun leeks) and it finished on the same thing it started on and then we remembered the whole thing (cos were cool)
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0 Comments 247 weeks
well i wrote a rap because for gemma's birthday lenni got her a money box shaped like a pig but she dropped it in subway and it smashed. so we went to woolworths where we bought some stickers to hide the crack. and then i lost the stickers so were making the pig a skirt to hide the crack. so i wrote a rap about it
Now this is a story it's quite poor
About how i landed on the floor
And I'd like to take a minute
Just take a swig
I'll tell you how i became the world's coolest smashed pig.
In frenchgate cantre born and raised
In new look was where i spent most of my days
Chilling out maxing and gathering dust
But then a kid brought me
That's when i got bust
It was when Elenya McCue
Walked through the shop door
She picked me up and threw me right to the floor
I was very scared i needed sympathy
But then Kelly Brown and Hayley came to rescue me
They went in Woolworths and discussed some crack
They asked a lady if she had a sticker pack
She just said hey well kids I'll give you a hand
You'll find all our stickers on our groovy sticker stand
Stick-ers? Yo this ain't right
Thinking about my future filed me up with fright
Is this what the smashed pigs all go through?
Hmmm what shall i do?
But wait i hear them talking
Superglue and all that
Then tragedy struck in the place for the fat
Oh my days now
I deserve a cool jig
Because I am the worlds most awsomest pig,
Well, right at the bus stop we found out
Kelly Brown had lost the stickers so I'll scream and I'll shout
I ain't ready to go yet
I just got here
So they shoved me in a bag like lightening disappeared
While they were on the bus hatched a plan
If anyone can do it I know they can
The plan involed plasters and a hula skirt
But I was just thinking 'please don't let this hurt'
They had fixed me up by 7 or 8
I looked at my skirt, said 'love it see ya later'
Looked in the mirror
It was finally done
Out of all of the pigs i am number one
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