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Paloma Growler

embracing the epicness of last night

6/6/08 | me too! | Reply

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Let us not forget the epicness of June Bank Holiday Weekend!!!
Me, Myself, and I
<-- i am, quite literally, in a tent!!!

hey, please go check out my bebo authors page, its at http://blisteredfingers.bebo.com - down below is a taster, ta x



T H E E N D

An implorement,
Made from black clouds,
Turns a simple situation nasty.

That snarl,
Upturning your lip,
Serves as a warning unheeded.

An attack unyielding,
Bitterness spreads,
A sour lemon smell in the air
Blocking nasal passages ad infinitum.

It spelt the end
T H E E N D
The end,
The spelling bee victor takes a bow,
Thanking baby Jesus for my paranoid crisis.

I can spell the end too,
In increasingly large and bold letters.

Sometimes I spell it wrong,
Oftentimes I spell it wrong.
The Other Half Of Me
Lou

Lou

she makes me wanna...

Music
the concept of listing my favourite music in this box baffles me! what i love and listen to is so fluid that what i type here today is gonna be out of date tomorrow, so what to do?

ok, im gonna list the last ten albums i bought (yes, i still buy albums, in compact disc form as well, shock of all horrors!!!)

10. Spice Girls - Greatest Hits (no shame!!!)
9. Lightspeed Champion - Falling Off The Lavender Bridge
8. Sia - Colour the Small One
7. Goldfrapp - Seventh Tree
6. MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
5. Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan - Sunday at Devil Dirt
4. Hercules and Love Affair - Hercules and Love Affair
3. The Ting Tings - We Started Nothing
2. Portishead - 3
1. Santogold - Santogold

Happy? Can you put me in a box yet?
Films
emily recently revealed to me why i cant watch movies anymore... xtra vision has sapped my concentration. i can now only concentrate on sitcoms that last 22 minutes. i can only watch them on dvd cuz i don't have the patience for ads... its depressing!!!
Sports
rounders, tip the can, red rover - all the old reliables!
Scared Of
Nailfiles and dried fruits, and big groups of small people (children or midgets, very unPC i know but honest at least! i admit to my bigotries!)
Drunkest When
drunk
Philosophicalest When
philosophical
Angriest When
confronted with homeless people masturbating in public toilets over the sink in Stillorgan!!! Seriously, people, i vomited a little bit... in my mouth!

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  • great lies to tell small kids

    1. when you change channels on the tv the presenter you were just watching DIES INSTANTLY!

    2. if you rub two red headed kids together you can make fire

    3. french people eat croissants and poo baguettes

    4. post boxes, keenly aware of their higher status, taunt litter bins when no one is around

    5. due to post war plastic shortages the very first barbie dolls were made of wood with monkey skulls for heads

    6. if anyone signs your plaster cast the ink will go through and tattoo your arm forever

    7. your suitcases don't travel on the plane with you - they go the whole way by carousel

    8. dead people are just being lazy

    9. the very last episode of the tweenies ends in a massive shoot out then they roll the credits silently over black

    10. draw anything you like but if you draw a disney cartoon i'll call disney and they wil sue you

    11. penguins are just pretending they can't fly. if you throw one off a tall building you'll see for yourself

    12. the world's tallest dwarf is hernan domingo of bilbao. he is six foot two inches tall

    13.if you write all the numbers up to infinity, i'll give you infinity pounds

    14. narnia is definitely in there, you just have to keep lookin... for at least another hour

    15. the last wheeled elephant was shot in 1921

    16. if you cut a badger in half with an axe it turns into two squirrels

    17. cows have different accents in different countries

    18. starfish are all alcoholics. thats why beaches are covered in cans and you never see a starfish standing up

    19. in actual fact, eskimos don't even have ONE word for snow

    20. after 11 days on the ark noah got bored and killed all the dinosaurs for a laugh

    21. if they name a hurricane after you, you have to pay for all the damages

    22. the pope always has to ring god for the 'weekly catch up'. god never rings first!

    23. everyone has to take a turn as the president. you're on in 2011. you'd better start researching fiscal policy or you'll be in big trouble

    24. lego bricks are very communal creatures, living only to join up with other bricks. keep a lego brick on its own in a shoe box and you can watch it go slowly mad

    25. father christmas uses amazon for whole deliverin presents thing these days. he don't need the reindeer no more!

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  • one or two new ones

    MAKE ME ATLAS

    There are stars on my arm
    And a swallow on my wrist,
    A dead term rests
    On the back of my neck
    Weighing me down with the weight of the world,
    Making me Atlas,
    A solemn reminder of
    What is past is present.

    These little ghosts
    Around my ankle
    A ball and chain.

    THE PLANETS IN YOUR EYES

    There's a stench of egotism in love,
    Like Troilus loving the mirror
    He saw in Cressid's face
    And forsaking the crack that appeared,
    But then, why shouldn't there be?

    Why conform to practicalities of love?
    Why give love the key to our hearts
    BUt make it break and enter?

    I remember the first time ever i saw your face,
    I saw the opposite of an egotists love.
    I looked at the planets in your eyes
    And saw nothing of me, simply you,
    In all it's glory.

    Perfect, selfless you,
    And our love bloomed in your planets
    And withered in ours

    ARIA CRESCENDING

    My sandpit is a lively garden,
    A flora and fauna jewellery box
    Unique to it's environment.

    I sit on a throne of broken glass
    In the middle to the back,
    Perfect location to project the illusion
    I'm all-seeing,
    Needless of allies and inside men,
    All powerful,
    With an aria crescending around me.

    There are presents at my feet
    gripped by brown bears bowing to me.
    My throne rips skin to ribbons,
    Hands and feet and back and bum.

    1 Comment 352 weeks

  • a few more poems

    PRAY

    I’ve given him the finger
    And spat upon his name.
    I’ve used his name in vain
    In convulsions on the floor,
    I won’t capitalise him anymore.

    My tears have burned rivers down my cheeks,
    Dark crevices,
    A reminder of past heartbreaks.


    DEAR UNTITLED

    Shadows whisper in my ear
    Condoning actions hitherto unexplored.
    Two gloveless hands and
    Shoes on wrong feet -
    Show me the way,
    This modern folklore muddles the map.

    I’m always touched by your presence,
    Crossed arms and a bow at the back –
    Your fallacies a reassurement that
    Picked scabs become scars.
    (Point me the way –
    Your stoic silence solves nothing!)




    BURNT SKIN AND BLISTERED FINGERS

    Ripped.
    Only fabric makes that noise.
    Burnt skin and blistered fingers
    Every time the flame gets close.
    Reality is a callous truth, ugly and awkward,
    Teeth bared and ready for action.
    Only kind words in cruel worlds are worse.

    Pretend you hear me, bluff your way through
    And bury your conscience,
    Remember your contrived truth but
    Know it’s only lies.

    2 Comments 358 weeks

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