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********Pick the month u were born in*********** |
January: I ate pizza with |
February: I hate |
March: I raped
April: I get horny when i see
May: I love
June: I made a porno with
July: I cooked pasta with
August: I kissed
September: I did
October: I pissed on
Novemeber: I shot
December: I masterbated 2 pictures of


********Pick the date of your birthday*********
1: Quagmire
2: The Colts
3: My Mom
4: The Village People
5: My Cousin
6: The mailman
7: Jessica Simpson
8: Some Randon Chick
9: Derek Jeter
10: A Fat Guy
11: A Kit-Kat Bar
12: My Dog Skippy
13: The Cable Guy
14: A Pimp Gangsta
15: John Stamos
16: A bum
17: Britney Spears
18: A DVD Player
19: This Farmer
20: A Lesbian
21: A Pile of Dog Shit
22: The McDonalds Cashier
23: AC/DC
24: Ludacris
25: A cop
26: Mi Neighbor's Cat
27: Jerry Springer
28: A Retarded Frog
29: Spiderman
30: Hilary Duff
31: A Zombie

*********Pick the First Letter of Ur first Name**********
A: Because i got high
B: Because i like taco bell
C: Because i have a third nipple
D: Because no1 likes me
E: Because i want fast food
F: Because my mom told me 2
G: Because i hate Russians
H: Because i wanted to be his bitch
I: Because i am gay
J: Because i had too much vodka
K: Because i had kids
L: Because they suck
M: Because im a ninja
N: Because im mentally unstable
O: Because im the koolest person ever
P: Because i ate shellfish
Q: Because i just had breakfast
R: Because im cookoo for coco puffs
S: Because i got drunk
T: Because im gangsta
U: Because i dont like mint ice cream
V: Because i love waffles
W: Because im a dirty mexican
X: Because i have a first name that starts with an X
Y: Because im blonde
Z: Because im kool like that

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Things that really get on my tits
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my nob when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? For fucks sake

4. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No dickhead, I paid 6 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

6. If you are waiting for a bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet? If the bus came would I be standing here?

7. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's fuckin horrible - I always eat stuff I hate.

8. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Sandwich, just a Chicken Sandwich gets a blank look. Actuallly mate i'll have a McStraw to shove in your Mcfuckin eye.