Kent: Um... did I say killer dolphins, I meant... killer... Italians! Grey, bottlenosed, intelligent Italians.
Homer: Intelligent Italians? Something's wrong.

Zapp: What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Southpark Cop: I'm never going to frame another innocent man again! Unless I know he's black.

Chef's Father: I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!

Timmy: Timmy, Timmy, Jimmy, erra Timmy, Timmy!
Jimmy: Don't lecture me on the complexities of sportsmanship!