I'm going to be lazy and copy and paste my DeviantArt journal here...

+MY EVIL PLAN.+

Did you know that I have yet to get a job?

...Because a month ago me and my younger sister (18 months younger) both had job interviews on the same day at McDonalds... (I hate that place, but I'm only 16 and I need some mula, man. ) She totally bombed out. I was sitting right next to her and she bombed. And then a week later she gets a call saying she got the job, whereas me, who has been actively seeking employment for over a year, gets left in the slightly greasy-smelling dust. And it vexed me so. Anyway, a week ago I had another interview there and I still have no job.

So now I've been extremely annoyed. I keep going to McD's and making my sister fufill fantastical and expensive orders so that I can watch her toil for me. And she's slow. See, this is where my plan comes into action. You see, I shall fill out A COMPLAINT FORM! Bwahahaha!...Eh. Actually, no, I won't. Because it's mean. And I'm a nice sister. Reall, really, nice.

That and I may be getting a job at KFC because a friend is the manager there.


EDIT: Holy crap my sister fell asleep while cooking pasta and now our house almost caught on fire. Lucky I'm like, a superhero. I totally kicked that almost-fire's ASS.