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Bee Xx

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1/4/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Female, 20, Luv 235
  • from i dont hav a home :(
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  • Member since: October 2005
  • Last active: 11/7/10
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. . . . its better than looking like a terryaki chicken . . . .
Me, Myself, and I
well . . . the bass goes boom
. . . as i cross the room . . .

poeple that dont know me think im quiet .
people that do know me wish i was !


C A L C U L A T O R

eugenie
elizabeth
barnet


jess is a tool
but my favourite tool !

RANDOMNESS
definition: me and my friends .

"sometimes i wonder why
the frisby is getting bigger ?
. . . and then it hits me."


ii ♥ S U N N I E S<33*
. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ .

your just jealous
i can act retarded
in PUBLIC
and people still
love me !


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x * . . ιοve мe оя нaтe мe...
eiтнeя ωaч υя тнiикiи ov мe... * x


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`"¹li¡|¡|¡il¹"` KiSS MЄ..
   I DARЄ ЧOU. ♥

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(='.'=)bunny
(")_(")loves me

one by one the penguins
stole my sanity


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Min- - - - - - - - - ● -Max

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♀ + ♂ = ♥.
The Other Half Of Me
Loser

Loser

i wouldnt b the same without jenjen! shes the sexx

♡ MuSiC? hell yeahhh If u dont already know music is my life . . . I love my trance . rave . electro sexual . dance . and dirty house . . . I don’t mind my indie . rock . hip hop . R&B . gangster and alternative . . . but fuck that country shit burns my ears . call me obsessed ? really u hav no idea .
! dedication ! to my cronies at warren . to getting kicked out . to headaches . to the streets of warren . to creepy parks . to orange tans . to P plates . to lamphys uncle . to getting locked out of our room . to the killer mouse . to the bitchy Kinross people . to cute frogs . to the my people walk . to juice and milk . to the scared lil girl . to wristbands . to being ‘over 18’ . to spilling gross wine . to stupid powder deodorant . to the fat security guard . to the dead crow . to nutella . to the servo . to wicked eyes . to fabulous outfits . to unusual cocktails . to room 15 . to sunglasses at night . you girls are my movie stars and rock stars ! I looooveeee youuuuu !
i shall call him sqishy and he shall be mine ! come here lil squishy . . . ouch ! bad squishy my name is dory and this is my story . . . i live in the reef and i dont eat beef ! wake up fishy . . . why are you sleeping ? the sun is shining the tank is clean . . . ahhhhh ! the tank is clean
. just face it . life would be very boring if i was NORMAL .
my friends are cooler than giraffes .
and giraffes are cool ! . . . ♡
the elephant went to the camel "dude why do u hav 2 boobs on ur back?' the camel replied "thats a pretty stupid question for someone who has a dick on their face!"
♡ I lOvE JeSs CaMeRoN ♡ she knows where to find the shoe polish!!!
can get me on the ground in a flash...
she always has to be right hehe...when i knock all the videos off the shelf she just laughs at me ....memories...(eg. soaking sum guy on the bus)...
she has been beeified...
i love you

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  • Good Times!!!!

    Things me and my mates loove to do!:L

    ...well...
    where to start...

    1. go thru maccas drive thru in a shopping trolley...
    2. wear australian boxers downtown...
    3. put bubbles in the mall fountain...
    4. put glue everywhere...
    5. superglue pay fones down...
    6. glue 5c to the ground and laugh at people trying to scab it...
    7. walk around woolworths with toilet paper under my arm...
    8. look for shoe polish...
    9. chase jess' grandfather around tamworth...
    10. wear random things...
    11. say random things...
    12. DO random things...
    13. completely snap myself...
    14. dye my hair purple...
    15. get kicked out of the pet shop...
    16. eat fish, dog, cat, horse, cattle, sheep food...
    17. bath salts taste disgusting!
    18. walk into walls with dooners over our heads...
    19. ride bikes wearing flippers and a bucket on our heads...
    20. steal guide posts...
    21. wear pyjamas down the street...
    22. go up 2 randoms and say hey i remember u...
    23. walk around town giving free hugs...
    24. fall over in gutters...
    25. watch scary movies then go camping...
    26. give scary guys in cars hugs...
    27. go 2 tas with alcohol in ur bag...
    28. b the water girl for the rugby fellas...
    29. walk on grass ur not sposed to...
    30. watch jackass and get a few too many ideas...
    31. dance in the paddock...
    32. grab a random hott guys asses...
    33. sit on the roof...
    34. sing really badly...
    35. get pulled up at the airport coz they think ur a terrorist...
    36. turn speakers up really loud and dance on roof...
    37. loose my fone not realising because of havin too much fun... --->
    38. running along beach in underwear...
    39. drag...
    40. get scared of a tire in a dam...
    41. go dam surfing...
    42. play snooker in underwear listening to really loud music...
    43. during the 40 hour famine play 2 games of hockey then go 2 a party...
    44. graffiti our names everywhere...
    45. lock lyalls car on him...
    46. go swimming at the beach in the middle of winter even tho the life guards are wearing jumpers...
    47. ride bikes off roofs into pools...
    48. skull rum, really not good for head...
    49. write gullible on the roof...
    50. lay on the ground and sing loudly "if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world"...
    51. put condoms n peoples shopping trolleys...
    52. window shop to the max...
    53. go quad gully jumping...
    54. dance in roundabouts nearly causing crashes...
    55. walk past people point and start laughing...
    56. go skiing and get known as the aviator chick...
    57. run into trees...
    58. stare at people until they eventually cross the street to get away from u...
    59. ski backwards...sorry to that really hott fella i ran into...
    60. set off car alarms...
    61. wear a spongebob suit to a social...
    62. walk around introducing myslef as spongebob...
    63. in the middle of a dance do a cartwheel...or 2...
    64. completely soak a random guy on the bus...
    65. go in a fashion competion as a joke and get into the second round...
    66. dance with crazy asians
    67. blow up condoms and hang in the dorms
    68. hugs gappies legs
    69. take dirty dancin to a whole new level!
    70. give gappies hickies on their legs
    71. steal gappies phones
    and heaps of other random shit!!!
    ...beer and rum dont mix...
    get known for wearing aviators a t-shirt jeans and lots of jewellery


    All of these have a funny story behind them...
    if u want to contribute to this list of memories feel free to add on!


    love u all soo much!
    bee xoxo

    7 Comments 330 weeks

  • who is the coloured 1?

    A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE

    AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE" .

    THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...

    "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK

    WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK

    WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK

    WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK

    WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK

    AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK.

    BUT YOU SIR...

    WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK

    WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN

    WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED

    WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE

    AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE."

    "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED"

    THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.

    1 Comment 361 weeks

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  • Jack Perry-Brown
    luv Jack Perry-Brown

    hahahahaha. did you Bee? and what did Buster have to say about this? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA check out 'your' post on my bebo page! you'll laugh :D

    11/9/10
  • Jack Perry-Brown
    luv Jack Perry-Brown

    i own this.

    11/27/09
  • Shadow Ninja Myles
    Shadow Ninja Myles

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    6/1/09 via Mobile
  • Ruthie
    luv Ruthie

    Lol don't worry I haven't studied either :) hols are good, they're nearly over tho which sux :(

    4/27/09
  • Ruthie
    Ruthie

    Hey bee how's ur hols going? :)

    4/16/09 via Mobile
  • Shannai Clissold
    Shannai Clissold

    i hatee you i added you for the best friend thing on my page check out you hobbies bru loveyouhateeyoumissyou

    4/11/09
  • Shannai Clissold
    luv Shannai Clissold

    change your picture please love you stalker buddy

    4/9/09
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    Shadow Ninja Myles

    I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I READ ABOUT YOU IN HIS BLOG! GO TO JASONSBEBOBLOG.COM TO SEE IT. IS IT TRUE??arno

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    2/11/09 via Mobile
  • -Tegan-
    luv -Tegan-

    well i no the solution to not having ur results.....brazel told me u can go to school and see them or u can ring them and get them over the phone or they will fax them... cause i now have my results!!!! were are u at the beach??? ttyl Tegan XXX

    1/20/09
  • -Tegan-
    luv -Tegan-

    sounds like fun...lol i already new u went to the races..i was talking to emma....have u got ur sc results i havent....maybe 2moz when i get home...!!! not looking forward to it...lol the queen thing was really bad in my opinion...lol it was this old guy with his shit off...really disturbing...lol no my ipod now likes me!!!! but yes i sadly agree i cant argue..its a phase..lol but u will have to bring all the programs so i can actually do stuff on it other then homework which i dont plan on doing to start with...lol anyways ttyl Tegan XXX

    1/16/09
  • InDustriie Boii
    InDustriie Boii

    yeh lol haha really how ?? u escaped much hehe :P yeh me 2 lol thats good Bee :) lol same here haha 2 many late night but its holidays :) nice work :P xxx

    1/15/09