- Ur defenantly NOT serb....


-you talk for an hour at the front of the door when leaving someone's house..


- Your house is full of medicine from your country and it’s probably all illegal here ..


- You and your friends/family have been kicked out of a restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or crowdy ..


- You don’t know how to use a dishwasher because you are the dishwasher ..


- your mum chased you with a rolling pin or a broom telling you to stop so that she could hit you ..


- when your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin ..


- It’s "normal" if your wedding has at least 600 people...


- your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee...


-your mama won't accept the fact that you’re not hungry ..


- You have pita for dinner at least 4 days a week ..


- The rest of the week you have sarma or grah for dinner ..


- You’re 6 years old and your uncle/stric sends you out to buy him "Osjecko Pivo" and "Karlovacko pivo" (beer).


- Your mother tells you to wear a "podkosulja", no matter what the temperature is outside ..


- Your mother threatens you with "samo cekaj dok ti se tata vrati kuci" (wait until your dad comes home )..


- You begin most sentences with "jebo ga/jebi ga"


- You start smoking at the age of 12 ..


- Before you leave the house your parents say "pamet u glavu" ..


- The time is divided into "before" and "after" the war ...



- you have 100 cousins .. Some of which you never met...and are maybe to meet later on if the opportunity arises ..


- You have at least three passports, and have lived in at least 4 different named countries. But it’s all again CROATIA

croatian pride 83 days ago

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CRO
AUSSIE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
CRO FRIENDS : Are the reason you have no food.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
CRO FRIENDS : Call your parents mom and dad.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
CRO FRIENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
CRO FRIENDS : Cry with you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
CRO FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
CRO FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
CRO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
CRO FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
CRO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
CRO FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
CRO FRIENDS: Are for life.

AUSSIE FRIENDS: Will read this.
CRO FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did

I Love You More Than Words Could Ever Express.
You Are The Life In Me.




You've Given Me Feelings I Have Never Felt Before.
I Love The Way You Make Me Feel.




I Am So Happy Being With You, And So Blessed To Know You.
Without You, I Would Be Nothing.




You Hold All Of My Hopes And Dreams Inside Of You;
And For That, I Will Always Love You.