Asia would be the brainy ones who are trying to take over the world

Europe would be the snobby stuck up foreign exchange students who come to show off

United States would be the loud son of a bitch jocks that come try to be the shit

Subaru and Mistubishi would be the two popular kids who are in constant competition with each other.

Nissan would be the one that people still talk to but is past his time.

Toyota would be the big cheese that everyone loved and respected

Lexus would be the annoying younger brother of Toyota and would want respect because of that

Hyundai would be the nerd that no one really knows about but still finds the funds to be in school

Suzuki would be the hustler that everyone forgot about but still manages to sell

Honda would be the one that only old people knew and was loved by his grandmother

Lamborghini and Ferrari would be the two rich foreign exchange students who each think there better than everyone else

Porsche would be the wanna-be Ferrari who still styles the look as they did 20 years ago, but still manages to be known

Alfa Romeo would be the beautiful one that has looks but that’s about it

Land rover would be the one that used to live on the farm and be tough as nails but came to the city and lost most of its ruggedness

Lotus would be the one that wasn’t popular but everybody knew who she was

Bugatti would be the one time sports superstar who tried but couldn’t manage to do it again

Skoda would be the one who tried to make it big time but failed. Miserably.

Mercedes would be the high maintenance one who looked the part and could do the work he wanted until he stops and throws a fit. Which he does. Often

Volvo would be the struggling one who only just manages to stay in school because everyone loves to pick on him

Volkswagen would be the middle class kid who started off and an asshole but through a series of TV appearances became a half decent person

Mini would be the amazing little one who has lots of character and is known for it

BMW would be the has been exotic but soon became cheap and is trying to get out there again

Audi would be the pleasant one who tried to play with BMW and VW but there rejected him for being too cheap

Cadillac would be the school stoner who’s trying to clean up his image but became classic because of it

Pontiac would be the wanna-be caddy

Jeep would be the dependable rugged one who survived ww2 and still goes on and on about it

Ford and Holden would be continuously fighting each other for popularity by slowly ‘modernising’ their looks

Chevrolet would be the one with kick ass style and can make a classic with a snap of his fingers

Dodge would be the loud special-ed student who takes classes in the back of school

Hummer would be the big fat one who tried to run a mile but ran out of energy 10 feet from the start line.

AKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

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