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Mark Anderson

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  • Male, 28, Luv 57
  • from Glasgow
  • I am Down for Whatever
  • Profile views: 7,318
  • Member since: September 2006
  • Last active: 3/30/11
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
I know bebo is ancient and everyone is on Facebook or Twittering, but i can't be bothered setting up another account everytime someone makes a new site.

Graduated from Strathy last year as a Chemical Engineer. If you think it sounds boring, well you are...right. Actually i am lying, 5 years of uni has provided me have the coolest job on the planet.

Like i said, i know bebo is passed it but who cares
Bif of everything really.
Goodfellas, Lucky Number S7evin, Midnight Run, Casino, Heat, James Bond MI:1, 2, 3; Layer Cake, The Departed, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, Gangester No1, Gangs of New York, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Trainspotting, US Marshals, City By the Sea, Donny Brasco, Die Hard Trilogy, Terminator Trilogy, American Pie Trilogy, Me Myself and Irene, Nun's on the Run!

TV: Still Game, Soccer AM, 24
Happiest When
I'm always happy
Most Missed
Mark Gallacher 1985 - 2006 RIP

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  • Stupid Football Quotes

    'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

    'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry

    'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

    'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.'
    - Ian Wright

    'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.'
    - Les Ferdinand

    'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.'
    - Gary Lineker

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    01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

    03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

    05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

    06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
    08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

    09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

    10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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  • Sid Waddell Quotes

    "Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is a firm press on a soda siphon."

    "Bristow reasons; Bristow quickens; aaaaah Bristow!"

    "We couldn't have more excitement if Elvis walked in and asked for a chip sandwich."

    "William Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor could take out a processed pea."

    "That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!"

    "Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength"

    "He may practice 12 hours a day, but he's not shy of the burger van!"

    "It's just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair."

    "The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!"

    "He's as cool as a prized marrow!"

    "Keith Deller is like Long John Silver - he's badly in need of another leg."

    "The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in ,with a portion of chips....... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them"

    Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint."

    "He's playing out of his pie crust."

    "He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave."

    "If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home."

    "Here's Baxter doing a cock-a-leekie soup job on Ovens!"

    "Rod now looking like Kevin Costner when he was told the final cost of Waterworld."

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  • The One And Only Charlene
    luv The One And Only Charlene

    Mark ya maddie:D Hows u!?! Wat u been up to??? xxx

  • luv Lorraine K

    Haha!! Indeed i hav spent the last 3yrs or so, trawling thru bebo pages in search of urs!! :D Success at last :L All is good at this end. Not actually al that much chat :o, finished uni, gota law and french degree, and a legal diploma, emm just lacking an actual JOB :-l lol. Thats pretty much how iv spent this time :L Stuck workin in a crap nightclub in th town. Stil in kirkmuirhill 2. Wats hapnin at ur end? Oh and Gary moved down 2 Coventry last yr. Hope ur gd xxx

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    Sunday nights at Victoria's Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept with.. DJ Vance back in legendary Sunday night residency. Drinks from 1.50 FREE CD for everyone guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV It's gonna be huge! x AppLink:10193193349

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  • Louisee

    Yoooour a nutter :P x x x

  • Stuart Foster

    Alrite mate, that night at the Twisted Wheel is on again this Sat if you fancy it?

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  • Stuart Foster

    Cool mate, I'm on 11-12. It will be a good night, you'll love the tunes, it's proper trance classics!

  • Stuart Foster

    Hey Mark ya swine, hope you enjoyed losing the league! I'm playing at this gig on Sat, hope you can come along!

  • Louisee

    emmm why am I behind tony and paul in ur topfriends. Get invloved x x

  • Paul Parrot
    Paul Parrot

    Get a new profile. haha.

  • Louisee
    luv Louisee

    haha nah it wasnt really a joke .. just a general comment :D robot rock is pretty awsome actually - i'll give u that one x x x

  • Louisee

    Awww nawww

  • Anna

    aw who cares! you cant beat a bit of bebo stalking to be honest! i had a great night! felt pretty ill yesterday tho haha. did you enjoy yourself? cant believe paul stayed out later than me, how shameful! x

  • Tommy Finn
    Tommy Finn

    Alrite J, dont really do bebo much so thought I would get a few questions in while i do! Im not too bad, startin to get a bit cold up here tho! I nite out in glasvegas sounds good, give me a shout when you know more. Oz is a great place to go, might need to try n get a job out there for a bit. Its good to see mclean is keeping you under control. Have uz not got any work up north? U cud pop up for a visit!

  • Stuart Foster

    You getting a night out then organized ya coont?

  • Dazza

    orite ya helmet! hows it goin!?

  • Scully

    aye man i should be playin next week, im nursing an ankle injury at the moment, its utter gash not being able to play! cool well just geez a text when u know wat the script is!

  • Tommy Finn
    Tommy Finn

    Alrite J Hows things? Hows the job goin wi the animal mclean? Did u have a good time in oz, where bouts did u all go? R uz still playin 5s down in glasgow, missin the games in the uni hall. Not the ones at 9 tho! U got much planned for the wkend? Will need to try n organise a night out at some point, u seen many of the boys from uni?

  • Scully

    what the fucks a cheest :L ul not find even a peep of an excuse from me sunshine.... iv mailed my number, i bet this was just a cunning plan 2 get my number all along. i think i mind givin u my number at the grad ball! bit hazy tho..... :L