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50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day
4. Start playing tag; see how many people you can get to join
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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lmfao (:
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid.
"This", he explained,"is urine. To be a good doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight and taste." After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth.
His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
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There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to take a trip, so he left his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. He explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o'clock. But he was never ever to touch its fur. So the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana and looked at it for a while thinking, "Why can't I touch its fur? Nothing seems to be wrong with it." Every day he came in and sized up the gorilla for a little while longer as he still couldn't understand. About a week later, he'd worked himself into a frenzy and decided that he was going to touch the gorilla. He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur. Suddenly the gorilla went "ape" and started to violently jump around. Then it turned and began to running towards the man who, in turn, ran through the front door, over the lawn, across the street, into a sports car, and drove off. In the rear-view mirror, he could see the gorilla in another sports car, driving right behind him and motioning for him to pull over. He drove for two hours until the engine began to splutter and the car just stopped. He jumped out and began to run down the street, over a brick wall, into someone's front garden, and up an apple tree. He turned around to find the gorilla right behind him beating its chest. The man jumped down and ran back into the street screaming, until it became dark and he thought he'd lost the gorilla. The man ran into an alleyway then, suddenly, he saw a giant shadow coming down the street ahead. It was the gorilla! This time there was no escape. As the gorilla neared him, the man began to feel faint. The giant beast came face to face with him, slowly raised its mighty hand and said, "Tag! You're it!"
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Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind."
One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.
Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"
"I think so," replied the other Redneck. "Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!"
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Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he3 Comments 332 weeks
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about me too (:
name:Charles Li
birthday: September 9 1993
where were you born: Hong Kong
do you still live there: No.
zodiac sign: Virgo
height: 170-171 i dont remember
hair color: black
do you like it: meh its fine
what does it look like: i dont know u tell me
eye color: dark brown and i want green eyes or something ):
do you like it: maybe...?
contacts or glasses: Glasses
shoe size: 10
grade: 8
siblings: 2 brothers
piercings:NO WAY
crushing on: why do u want to know?
favorite:
color: Black
show: dont watch tv a lot
candy: dont eat candy
gum: dont eat gum still -_-
drink: water...>.>
food: food
book: None so far
fruit: Strawberry or apple
vegetable: Lettuce
time of day: early morning at 7-10 on weekends
month: August time of sujmmer (:
day(s) of the week: saturday (:
season: summer cuz its winter right now
magazine(s): nope
font: Microsoft bold extent
number: 62
phrase: anything patrick says and also SPLEE (:
store: i dont read the signs?
accessory: i dont know...
weekend activity: classes sleep computer
animal: dogs....
have you ever:
been on a plane: ye
been on a train: yea
been on a bus: yes lots of times
been in a taxi: nope
been in a car accident: nope........... not yet (:
went out of the country: yep
broken the law: stealing brother's money.. does that count?
lost something valuable: nothing so far
met a celebrity: nope and dont plan to either
cried in public: yes but u didnt see
shopped at abercrombie and fitch: wut is that?
prank called anyone: loads of times
faked sick: hellz yea
slept outside: yep
been to disney world: no
made a model volcano: no -_-
the last:
phone call: eum..... i dont remember
thing bought: weed?
thing said: IM NOT HIGH
thing you ate: cookie... T__T i want more
shoes you wore: shoes.
future occupation: older (:
best friend: Ali alvin bennet kevin
loudest: lena =P (: cuz she wants to be (;
silliest: meh no idea
craziest: dont know
calmest: kevin z
nicest: kevin again =P
meanest: definatly alvin lmfao
smartest: ali (:
most hyper: me?
weirdest: -blank-
pick one:
pepsi or coke: Pepsi
sprite or 7-up: Sprite
gold or silver: PLATNIUM silver (:
vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate
flowers or candy: neither
book or magazine: Book
tv or radio: TELEVISION rots my brain... television.. (:
crayons or markers: markers
sun or moon: sun
hot or cold: um id ont nkow......
dog or cat: Dog! puppies pwn
jeans or shorts:wat is with the questions..?
waffles or pancakes: pancakes
favorite state: WHAT IN MY MIND AM I DOING HERE AND WHY? ><3 Comments 336 weeks
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Sindy Hou6/7/08fine fine . i'll grow
haapppy ? ! oh yes , i know i know ! i must visit sometimes , i moved in the beginning of sem 2 :] i hated this place at the beginning , now i love it . honestly, i would NEVER go back to campbell ` (: i still want to see you guuuys , i want to visit , but i don't wanna live there ` <3 everybody's so faaake , i dunno , it's just so . fake . i feel so real right now . 
it might sounds so weird , but thats exactly how i feel right now . naaap = LOVE ! it's gooooood ! well thats true , you end up waking up at like 5 am in the morning . aha , he got caught once by the rent-a-cop ` :| wat a idiot . even tho he's my friend . lmao , they don't get expelled , they get suspended .` awwwz ! we'll earn lots and lots of money together rite ? ! ugh my parents are so mean sometimes . ugh , hate them so much ` your right , i won't break up with him ` : ) he makes me a happy girl 
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6/7/08
Sindy Hou
no you don't ` stop it . kay ? you don't fucking suck !
oh dang , i haven't seen you in such a long time ! lmfao , i try i try ` i had a good naap , i just woke up ^^ it was pretty fun . i keep saying that because it's true . lmao , oh yes he's such a weird kid . he gets high in front of me . it's hilarious . like get a life kidd ` aha i will , i'll make lots and lots of money ! &i'll just share them with you ` okay ? my parents found out that i have a bf . and they're all pissed now . they were like , your not allowed to date until after university ! your being a slut right now . ( like fucking chill parents . ) & that we'll move if he sees me with him again ` ugggh , so i'm all frustrated , but i'm not gonna break up with him becuase of that . thats stupid rite ?
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6/4/08
Sindy Hou
lmfao are you serious ? okay then i'll scream the next time i see you k ?
would you like to see that ? yes ? okay ! oh yes , it's lovely , i would love to sleep 12 hours a day <3 like babies do . ;D well i sure hope so . i SERIOUSLY don't want to stay short for the rest of my life . you gotta be kidding me . my class is fun ? some kid was teaching me how to do weed. yes it's verrry interesting , but not exactly FUN ` like go fucking get a life kiddo . i bet they can . they'll just be like " YOU DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY ! " XD oh no , i' seriously not nice . i can such a bitch . only if ppl really pisses me off ; ) : okay okay we're both nice k ?
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6/1/08
Sindy Hou
lmfao . i do . alot actually . okay i'll scream for you next time k ?
lmfao u think so ? i don't think it's enough . i would like 12 hours . <3 oh no , i'm just gonna be short for the rest of my life . aha i get it . i have religion first period . not bad , i like it , it's really fun . esspecially the kids in my class , they're fuuuunny ! xD i know . i'll become a successful woman ! (: to prove to them that , I WORK HARD ! >: ( heeheh. i dunnno , well , i'm not nice tho . like your always so nice to ppl , when i get pissed ,i yell at ppl . or just ignore them . you don't !
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6/1/08
Sindy Hou
aha , youuuu have no idea , i start screaming and stuff . i can be such a weirdo . aha i need like at least 9 hours of sleep . no i wont . i wont ever grow . oh psh , they'll grow taller . they just haven't hit puberty yet , i have , but i'm still so short . oh yesss i love gym and it sucks without it ! well , not 4 extra credits , since we NEED to take it .
but it's not that bad. it's not like really boring or anything ... lmfao , i just think they're crazy . thinking its so easy to get a 90 average . they don't understand at all how hard we have to work . and they don't appriciate our hardwork either . i'm not . i'm quite mean . D: your too nice . (:
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5/31/08
Sindy Hou
oh no . i'm like the shortest kid ever. i'm still 5'2 >: (! jesus , i doubt i'll ever grow... i'm just a kid that needs lots of sleep i get really moody when i don't get enough sleep TT ! aha i hate waking up early . it's better now since it's summmmertime . in the winter, god it was such a pain ! >< lucky , i don't have gym . religion replaced gym . but i still need a gym credit tho ! i'm probably gonna take it next year
! we have to take religion throughout 4 years of highschool T_T oh no they would . but they would care if the averge is low and my mark is low too ! azn parents are just too strict. they need to like chiiill <3 i'm not nice ! O: i'm like far from nice , your nice ! i lost count . more than 15 i guess ?
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Sindy Hou5/30/08
lmfao . i dunno why , but like i need 10 hours of sleep . i'm such a kid D: i have to wake up at 7 :10 ! school starts at 8 , and i have to walk to school ! so like , have to sleep early and stuff D: but like school ends at 2:50 !
pretty lucky , no ? well still , my parents don' t care about that . all they care about is the mark . azn parents . -.- lmao , i have lots of stuffed animals . they're like pretty much my life . (L) looooove them . of couuurse , i'll buy you one someday !
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5/30/08
Sindy Hou
well i have a 52 in geo ! that doesn't sound smart to me . even tho it's not my fault , it's still my mark . and my mom will K I L L me when she sees that . O: i don't even know what she'll do D: it's scary even thinking about it . oh yeees, i done that in french . don't wry about it . it's super easy . french is like really easy actually , tho i suck at it . i managed to get a 82 on the report card
aha , who doesn't hate public speaking ? it suuuuuuuucks , i rather say it in front of my teddy monkeys ! jesus , it's 10:40 already , i have to go to sleep now , nite chaaaaaaaaaarles !
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Sindy Hou5/30/08
lmfao i know . wow , i haven't heard of that word in such a long time . fob .... x) are you kidding me ? i'm far from smart xD geo , holy shit , i fucking hate that subject. i swear , i will NEVER take it ever again . it can like go die >: ( saame , my teacher marks hard too . i have a 52 in geography , thats how bad it is . well our class averge is a 48 . so it's not exactly like my fault . just stupid teacher .don't fucking know what he's talking about . french is easy , i got like 91 on the exam . i was quite proud ;D this sem , i have religion , auto , english and geo . ><
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Sindy Hou5/30/08
well classes are alrite . not fun . : P just the people in it . white people knows how to have fun alrite . : ) i loooooooooooooove it . mine exams are on the 19th and 20th . 2 days . geo and english on the 19th then religion on the 20th . oh jesus , i hope i do good
ahhaha why dont you have any >=[