ONE:
Wake Up!
There is NO SUCH THING as a Bebo tracker.
It does NOT exist, so quit posting stupid bulletins like;
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
Because if you were,
You wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a fucking mongoloid.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE
Quit fucking crying
Because you're not on someones top 16.
Who the fuck cares?
ITS FUCKING BEBO!!!

SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
That's what's up!

SEVEN
Little year 7s who have Bebo
And look like sluts,
Go somewhere else
Because nobody wants you here.


EiGhT
tYpInG lIkE tHis DoEs NoT mAkE yOu CoOl - It JuSt PrOvEs HoW gOd DaMn LaMe YoU aRe AnD eMpHaSiSeS tHe FaCt ThAt YoU hAvE nO fRiEnDs AnD tOo MuCh TiMe If YoU cAn SpEnD hAlF a FrEaKiNg HoUr PrEsSiNg ShIfT eVeRy OtHeR dAmN lEtTeR!!

Nine
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON

I am proud to be British! 52 days ago

I am proud to be British

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or
a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.

Oh and......

-Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

-Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the
way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

-Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries and a DIET coke.

-Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the
pens to the counters.

-Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on
the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

-Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.

-Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of
a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker
pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.
and finally.........

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.

I am proud to be British