It was just before the England v Brazil match.
Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to
find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this
game. We know it's important but it's only England.
They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I
can beat them by myself. You lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and
the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going,
so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big
cheer goes up as the screen reads " Brazil 1 - England
0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all
by himself!

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten
until someone remembers, "It must be full time now,
let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10
minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a
draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium
to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the
dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his
head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've
let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by
yourself. And theyonly scored at the very, very end!"

"No, no, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off
after 12 minutes."

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word!
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything wot would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
15. To put it bluntly, wud u fuck me ?
16. Do you think i'm fit?
17. Have you told any of your mates about me?
18. If we was together right now what would we be doing?
19. What would be the very last thing you ever say to me?
20. Are you goin 2 put this on ur blog and see what i say about u?