is illegal to hunt camels in Arizona.

The average human will eat 8 spiders while asleep in thier lifetime.

The average life of a taste bud is 10 days.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching T.V.

A duck\\\'s quack doesn\\\'t echo, and no one knows why

Coca-cola was originally green.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

The yo-yo was originally a weapon used in the Philippine jungles.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida

It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. Oregon

A cockroach will live 9 days without its head, b4 it starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All Polar bears are left-handed.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

No word in the English language rhymes with month.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Starfish haven't got brains.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.

3)Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and
ask if they know what floor your on.

4) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a
friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say,
"Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

5) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it
up, then scream, "That's mine!"

6) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever
anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

7) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they
would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets
on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

9) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

10) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
occasionally.

11) When the doors close, announce to the others,
"It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

12) Swat at flies that don't exist.

13) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

14) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

16) Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off.

17) Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back
away slowly.

1 Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to
the other passengers.

19) Listen to the elevator walls with your
stethoscope.

20) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.

21) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while,
then announce, "I have new socks on".

22) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"