If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...


Waking Up:
505 - Arctic Monkeys

First Day of School:
Billie Jean- Michael Jackson

Falling In Love:
Morning Glory-Oasis

Fight Song:
Black and Gold-Sam Sparro

Breaking up:
I write sins not tradgedies-Panic!

Prom:
You were right-Badly Drawn Boy

Life:
Slide Away-Oasis

Mental Breakdown:
Night Fever-BeeGees

Driving:
Eye of the Tiger-Survivor

Flashback:
One more time-Daft Punk

Getting Back together:
Firestarter-Prodigy

Wedding:
Boulevard of Broken Dreams-Green Day

Birth of Child:
Last Request-Paolo Nutini

Final Battle:
Ever fallen in love-Buzzcocks

Death scene:
Weapon of choice-Fatboy Slim

Funeral Song:
The Scientist-Coldplay

End Credits:
The Bad Touch-Bloodhound gang

The International Council of Man Laws.

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of mortal and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 End of story.
26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
27: It is not permissible to make eye contact when watching porn with your mates. Furthermore, this is only one of two circumstances under which it is allowed to have an erection with friends in the room, the other being when you are 'spit roasting' a woman.
28: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
* 'GUTS' is arrivi

I hearby declare that i have read the following and accept all the terms and conditions to which ' The Moose ' © dream can be made possible.

I HEREBY SWARE...

that i take a share of 33% along with two other founders, i shall not declare i need any more of a share unless one / two of the remaining associsates falls ill, bankcrupt , diseased ( this may affect one associate more than another) or dead.
I declare that my percentage of The Moose © is dependent on wether or not an investor is envolved. If so the remaining total share of the company will be split 3 ways.
I declare that my 33% share must NOT be shared with any banker, investor, businessman or wheeler dealer ,but only with myself.
I declare that all major descions for The Moose © are made under a democratic vote.
I declare that The Moose © shall be started within the NORTH of New Zeland and any other place from that should be taken into account for further businesses.
I declare that if enough money is made the option of a ' frachise ' should be taken well into account.
Allthough it is illegal and frownd upon by myself and asocciates , I declare that any extra money that is made within The Moose © grounds is to be split via the 33% each way process. This include such things as Drug dealing, trafficing, prostitution .
I declare that jobs such as waiting on , bartendering, chefing, stocks and accounts must be split between asociattes or workers who only require far under the minimum wage this does include :
children , the chinease , John chatwins foreign friends, cockle pickers and blind people.
I declare that i shall also undergo bar work before i leave university in order to understand the ropes of the business. Proof of this work must be shown.
I understand if any of the terms above are violated my share within the company wil be dismissed.
Therefore i hereby sign my name as proof that iunderstand the declarations i have made and shall give 100% of my effort into
The Moose © :