"Nice brolly..." - Me
"It serves as a double function cos i can bate people with it as well..." - Leo, Laws resident criminal.

"Is that your new girlfriend?" - Dave S.
"Ya..." - Dave W.
"Shes kinda fat." - Dave S.

"You're just going through a bald patch" - Me (I meant dry spell)

*Ten minutes after spilling Lauras glass of water on myself*
"For Gods sake, some guy spilled his pint on me!" - Me
"No Lyn it was my water..." - Laura
"Oh ya..." Me
*2 mins later*
"Im all sticky now..." - Me
"It was only water!!!" - Laura
"Oh ok..." - Me
*5 mins later*
"Laura I think someone drooled on me!!!" - Me

"I love headbands... I cant wait until they're back in fashion..." - Ciaran

"Jen is actually gay" - Me to Jens tutor.

"Are they texting in a sexual way like? As in like, 'I want your bottom?'" - Cian O Connor, BCL 2s smooth operator.

"Apparently someone was like oh you know Leo Sexton? And she was like 'oh I hate that guy, he took a shit in the backseat of my car once'" - Leos woeful tale of some girls attempts to defame him.

"No ones getting a free ride off me!" - Me (referring to the car?!)

"Give him back his fucking Yop!!!" - Ian defends Paddys honour
"Christians for life..." - Tom
"Wahey!!!" - Ian and Paddy

"His hair looks like old carpet" - Colms bitchy side emerging...

*After dealing with an abusive customer*
"God I hope shes waiting for me outside. Ill drop-kick her over my fucking car" - Lisa

"Thanks for a great night lads!" - Ann to the staff of an empty Havannas after falling asleep in the toilets...

"Nice shirt!" - Bouncer to Eddie (it was orange in fairness)

*Talking about Cheltnam*
"I really should put some bets down... if i dont win do i get my money back?" - Of course Lisa!

*After a good ten minutes Declan Walsh finally stops going on about Cheltnam*
"I really feel that benefited my legal education." - Sarah

"Those pants are very becoming on you... then again if i was on you id be coming too..." - Yes Ian is single.

"Hi guys, have ye voted for your Student Union President?" - Campaigner.
"YES" - Me Laura Ian & Paddy.
*I burst out laughing*
"You just totally blew our cover..." - Ian

"Im all over that like a rash..." - Laura B.

"If its ginger we're sending it back" - Sean Molloy eagerly anticipates fatherhood.

"Do you have to wear a costume?" - Paddy has clearly never been in a Supervalu.

"I was baaaaaaked" - Ann felt the effects after one drag.

"Ok why is your toast green?" - Kate
"Theres pesto on it!" - Me
"You're actually a minger..." - Kate

"My hairline is residing..." - Paddy
"You mean receding?" - Me

*Talking about Ians hair*
"Some lads in my school had hair like that... we beat them up." - Cian

"They all have lovely bottoms!" - Thanks Tom!

"Im handing out flyers in CIT..." - Hannah
"EW!!!" - Ian, ever the snob.

"Im off like a Debs dress!" - Alice

"You're kinda cute!" - Random Guy
"Go fuck yourself" - Jen Hurley

"Where'd you get the weed?" - Ann
"Supervalu" - Ian
"Im pretty sure we dont sell that..." - Me

"Go hard... then go home." - Paddys drinking mantra

"You're Indian?" - Neil
"Yeah, so?" - Punjab
"Gimme back my job!!!" - Neil

"What are ye drinking?" - Tom
"Wine" - Me
"Oh Jesus!! Its gonna be an emotional one!" - Tom (he was right)

*Leaving Cians apartment, there is a strange inebriated guy in the kitchen*
"Eh... Bye!" - Me
"Dont even bother... Ive got a girlfriend" - Guy

*Random guy follows the lads into Toms house*
"Who the hell is he?!" - Lisa
"I cannot believe you are treating Ken in this way!" - Ian

"Yyyyyyyyyes bai!!!" - Toms impression of Paddy

"Dont forget to take out your contact lenses" - Taxi Driver to Sarah

"So like if you met some guy out would you sleep with him?" - Taxi Driver
"Thats a very personal question... YES!!!" - Laura

*In McDonalds*
"You better give me my change... or else ive just paid twenty five euro for a Big Mac!!!" - Me

"You'd know Sar