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John O'Keeffe

bebo sucks major ass!! so tempted to dump the fuckin thing! only thing holding me back is the photos!!

8/2/09 | me too! | Reply

John O'Keeffe
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  • Male, 24, Luv 84
  • from F*R*A*N*C*E (Cork)
  • I am Down for Whatever
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About Me

Tagline
your ol lade wants me! HaHa
Me, Myself, and I
i'm sorry now but is it me or is
it hard to be around ugly people?? (not including me like):L

Thats me and my lil lady!
She'll freak when she sees it! MEH!!!

B ( . )( . ) B I E S :L :L :L :L

☆★ John... ☆★

(9.11.07) PASSED MY DRIVING TEST TODAY! YIPPIE!! (",)

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18 now! Fuck ye bouncers and askers of id, i'm now a Legal Eagle!!

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Argos Mahon Point....Best place ever?? DAMM STRAIGHT!!!

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I am worth $2,075,210 or €1596315.38 (humanforsale.com) How much are you worth?

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The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop, at late or early hour. Now is the only time you can OWN, LIVE, LOVE, TOIL with your life! Place no faith in tomorrow, for then the clock may be still.

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According to the 100% accurate "my Heritage" service, i look like Adam Brody!! does that mean that i could bed the lovley Rachel Bilson?
HAPPY TIMES!!

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Add me on MSN for an awl chat! jocharokee@hotmail.com
The Other Half Of Me
Katie Tobin

Katie Tobin

A bit'a CADA KADIE!!! (",)

Music
anyfing on'radio
Films
anything with robbin williams, and SisterAct II (oh happy days!) anything animated, i'm a kid at heart!
Sports
em, thats really not my scene! ask any of my friends, i've trialls with Ireland U21 soccer! oh the other day em...oh whats his name...the manager of arsenal...em robbie keane was askin me to be his understudy! i wonder how long i'd have to be in school, 8, 9, 35 years, then maybe i might be able to kick the ball!
Happiest When
in my bed! with my friends, and when i'm in france....P.S I'm goin again in april!! SCORE!!
Pet Peeves
not sure about anybody else but i hate people who put on an accent to be cool to the people around em! FUCK OFF!! i hate people who hate french as a subject, as a general language or people who hate the french people!! i hate sneakyness, and lieing! i lie allot but hate when people lie to me! oh i hate irish people who are like up the IRA when they don't even know why they're saying it!! i hate pikies too, dirty cuntfaces! i hate people who eat with their mouth open, do i really want to know the contents of your mouth??? i hate aswell when the corner of a rug is turned the wrong way and people walk over it! FIX IT, it won't bite!
TV Programmes
Desperate Housewives, Little Britian, How Its Made, Scrubs, Family Guy, Home and Away, Corrie, Eastenders, Emmerdale, the odd rugby match (COME ON MUNSTER!!), The Podge and Rodge show, if i think of anymore i'll be sure to add em!

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  • Funny Comebacks

    Come Backs
    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat .


    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my just yet


    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a where you go.


    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
    Man: That explains the moustache then!


    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.


    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
    Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.


    Man: Would you like to dance?
    Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
    Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.


    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
    Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.


    Man: You're pretty
    Woman: off.
    Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch

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  • John In A Few Lines!

    Name: John Charles Graham O'Keeffe
    Birthday: 08/07/1989
    Birthplace: Cork
    Current Location: Ballinlough
    Eye Color: Brown
    Hair Color: Brown
    Height: 5'11"
    Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
    Your Heritage: Irish(French in a former life)
    The Shoes You Wore Today: Some Nike navy wans
    Your Weakness: France, French, Jane, etc.
    Your Fears: Fears, what fears?
    Your Perfect Pizza: ham, onion and mushroom
    Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get on top of my life!Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: serio?
    Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am i going to park today!
    Your Best Physical Feature (IMHO): Me legs
    Your Bedtime: could be anytime, if i'm too lazy to get off the chair that is
    Your Most Missed Memory: Paris (april-06)
    Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
    McDonalds or Burger King: Hilbillies----YUM!!!
    Single or Group Dates: there us only one of me to go around so single!
    Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: HATE ICE TEA
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
    Cappuccino or Coffee: Black coffee!!!!
    Do you Smoke: ya, 10 marlaboro lights please!!
    Do you Swear: oh fuckin chalk it!!
    Do you Sing: when there is nobody around!!
    Do you Shower Daily: obviously
    Have you Been in Love: on my way!!
    Do you want to go to College: I'm fuckin there! There is a god!Do you want to get Married: dats da plan
    Do you belive in yourself: meh, kinda like
    Do you get Motion Sickness: good god no!
    Do you think you are Attractive: not in a million!
    Are you a Health Freak: no like, life is too short!
    Do you get along with your Parents: no, does anybody?
    Do you like Thunderstorms: meh, kinda, not pushed!
    Do you play an Instrument: can play the felix the cat song on piano
    In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the past month haven't i drank?
    In the past month have you Smoked: ya
    In the past month have you been on Drugs: paracetamol like!
    In the past month have you gone on a Date: Dats you Jane bey!
    In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ya Mahon point to the max!
    In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nah, not too fond!
    In the past month have you eaten Sushi: wouldn't touch the shite!
    In the past month have you been on Stage: not in the last month no!
    In the past month have you been Dumped: i have ya! no bother!
    In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in the last month no!
    In the past month have you Kissed A Girl: Thats you Jane bey!Ever been Drunk: too many time i'd like to admit!
    Ever been called a Tease: eh........nah!!
    Ever Shoplifted: god bless the maxol days!
    How do you want to Die: spontanious combustion
    What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A teacher-come on the French!!
    What country would you most like to Visit: France, Italy (venice)
    What\'s your favourite day of the week: i suppose wednesday, good day in College
    And you least favourite: Tuesday!

    In a girl.....

    Favourite Eye Color: brown/green.
    Favourite Hair Color: brown/ black
    Short or Long Hair: i suppose either or makes no difference
    Height: huggable hight
    Weight: curvatious not a heffer tho!!
    Best Clothing Style: trendy, like skinny jeans, tweed jacket!
    Favourite Phrase: "get a grip on your life now" ha ha, happie days!

    Types of Drugs I have taken: 2 isn't it enough!!
    Number of CDs I own: none, all off t'internet
    Number of Tattoos: one, Stars on my ankle
    Number of Peircings: 4, Lip, tongue, ear & nipple

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  • Ms Scannell and her Scannellisms (if you think of any more, please let me know)

    1) right first of all take off the jackets
    2) now this purple book is the new me
    3) ronan
    4) right lads what i want ye to do lads is take that down and start the questions on page 123.
    5) get off my back
    6) ian, your depressed today, so am i
    7) right, can i have your journal?
    8) *opens the door*
    9) multiply, multiply,multiply,multiply,multipl
     y,multiply,multiply,multiply!
    10) theres the equation and you take the "x" to the other side -colm- and it becomes minus -barry- then you take the nmber before the "x" and subtract -dean- it from the final answer.
    11) squeuz me
    12) Don't bite!
    13) *counts from 10-1*
    14) its a mechanical question lads (calculious)
    15) this question plus a bit of that (flicks through the entire book) lads and you have you leaving
    16) go back the line
    17) no more personal comments john, i'm writing that into the book!
    18) terrum
    19) ah laddsss, its eeessseeey!!
    20) No-No i'm not taking the bait!

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    • Willis
      Willis

      mail kid

      8/3/09
    • Willis
      Willis

      how are you cuz?regards too mammy n daddy ya

      8/3/09
    • Fiona Jackson
      luv Fiona Jackson

      hello my long lost friend... wats up wit u?? wats new, tell me everythin!!!

      7/18/09
    • luv Gemz.Xoxox

      Congrats wit de results.... once a brain always a brain:D :D :D :D

      6/30/09
    • John Duggan
      John Duggan

      alright johnno! I'm havin my 21st on th 15th of may in the liquid lounge. i expect to see u there... suit up!!! and bring your dancin shoes... well the suit is optional.. let me no if u can make it either way. hopefully il see ya there!!

      4/26/09
    • Mary M
      luv Mary M

      hi trouble how r u

      4/19/09
    • Kelv
      Kelv

      IM A BOSS

      4/7/09
    • Kelv
      luv Kelv

      oh ya went off as u guessed wasn in:L off dis week! any early starts next week?? awww a luv, thats lovely :) here ya go petal

      4/4/09
    • Kelv
      Kelv

      howdy lad, look lik ya need an ol comment :L

      4/2/09
    • Jenkins
      Jenkins

      wer u hidin:(

      3/1/09
    • Gemz.Xoxox

      ´*•.¸(* •.¸♥¸.• *)¸.•*´´*•.&cedi  l;(* •.¸♥¸.• *)¸.•*´ ♥«´¨`•°~!!18th  ! ~°•´¨`»♥ Hey , Having My 18TH , Friday the 27th of February, In the Redcove in Mahon, Starting bout half 8ish !! ur more than welcome.. Let me know !! Gemma..xx

      2/16/09
    • John O'Keeffe
      John O'Keeffe

      just text mé féin nuair a beidh tu crí;o chnadh leis an doctúir. Ma téinn tusa agus michéal, rachaigh mé freisan. spelling...........APALLING!!!

      12/12/08
    • luv Wayne Hickey

      Im goin 2 the doctors at 4 like so dunno am i well enuf either! Ill see wat the ol' doc says n I might dependin on how Im feelin l8r on! If Im ok Ill give ya a text n meet u wen ur finished work n we'll bat away down 4 a bit! Have som more love, dont wanna give it 2 anybody else! :L

      12/12/08
    • luv Wayne Hickey

      :D When it's love it's love Johnny! :D I duno wat 2 do! U?

      12/12/08
    • Peter 'The Almighty'Stubbs

      Give over maureen u divil yeh. i know bout cathleen and henessy, its not a new thing. after mass on sundays is wen they go 4 a romp....

      11/19/08
    • Rebecca Cooke
      Rebecca Cooke

      Hey!! Ok so iv made the calender thanks to all of u guys :) !! New polls av started for the 12 girls who made it so now we are looking for a winner!! So plz support me again by voting for me on this link http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb... an im in part 3 of 3 an im (C)! Iv made it dis far so plz support me by voting :) Thanks a million Lots of love rebecca xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      11/10/08
    • Angela Falvey
      luv Angela Falvey

      just had a look there omg the two of ye are like babies, haha how old am i like.......

      11/4/08
    • Angela Falvey
      luv Angela Falvey

      how funny are those pictures

      11/2/08
    • Rebecca Cooke
      Rebecca Cooke

      Hey all!!! Well iv got through to the last 24 in the diva next door at the weekend in dublin so basically im jst mailing everyone to ask wud ye take a few minutes of yer time to go on an vote for me :) I wud really appreciate it!! Ye can go on and vote on www.divanextdoor.ie or jst go to their page directly from my top 16 an go to polls an im in 2009 CALENDAR GIRLS POLL - Part 6 of 6 (Collective Vote) an im (C) in dat!! Now ders two rebecca's in the comp so dnt get mixed up :L :L :L Its a really big comp so it wud mean the world to me to get through to next stage of the comp! Lots of love Rebecca xxxxxxx

      10/29/08
    • Eric K
      luv Eric K

      last 1 >:) >:) incase u havent gathered from all da angry faces im angry wit u kno ur a bit slow so thought i wud point dat out 2 u >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

      10/21/08