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K -Dohgg
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Female, 25,
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- from Fauldhouse
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- Member since: October 2005
- Last active: Jul 3
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- Tagline
- Don't Forget My Lipstick.. I Left It In Your Ashtray
- Me, Myself, and I
- You Got Me Feelin Hella Good So Let's Just Keep On Dancin.....
I'm Kirsty/KDohgg/Kirst
I'm 22 or 23 sometimes I don't know
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I have piercings, tattoos and purple and pink hair.. and people pointing this out is tremendously boring!!
My friends are the best
I know everyone says that, but mine are pretty fecking awesome
I have the best boyfriend EVER
Love you Williams <3
I drink and I smoke and enjoy both
I spend alot of my time procrastinating on the internet..reading books about vampires or prostitution.. out gettin steamy windaes with the birds and generally being a classy lassy.. drinking MD in alleyways or on trains.. travelling to Glasgow by hook or by crook.. working as a Hairstylist at Peter and Bernards (want a haircut? Find me there
).. shopping a la River Island or Pradamark.. traipsing the streets without a jacket on looking for a taxi.. and we all know I spend most of the time in the bath being a mermaid princess.. MEEP MEEP
- Music
- Incubus, Roxette, Cascada, Kate Nash, Katy Perry, Pink, Underworld, Freemasons, Chase and Status, Prodigy, Pendulum, Kanye West, Savage Garden, Every Time I Die, Skindred, Gym Class Heros, Timbaland, Jay Z, Linkin Park, Biffy Clyro, Fedde Le Grande, Luciana, Princess Superstar, Uffie, Perfect Circle, Architects, Norma Jean, Lily Allen, Jamie T, Fleetwood Mac, Botch, 30 Seconds to Mars, Groove Armada, Chemical Brothers.. the list is varied and endless
- Films
- Anchorman, The Sweetest Thing, Manequinn, Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Talladega Nights, Blades Of Glory, Superbad, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Ace Ventura, Natural Born Killers, Along Came Polly, Over The Hedge, FeatDotCom, The Grudge, .. basically anything that can make me laugh, cry or scare me shitless..
- TV
- Family Guy, Scrubs, Friends, Simpsons, Whos Line Is It Anyways, Ugly Betty, Lost Tribes, Mythbusters, How It's Made, American Chopper, Overhaulin, Miami Ink, London Ink, Malcolm In The Middle, Big Brother, Top Gear (god bless Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson!)
- Scared Of
- the dark, being in the house at night myself eeep, walking outside when its late.. I'm such a big kid!
- Happiest When
- Partying, Shopping, Sleeping, Eating lol, Reading, Listening to music, Drunk, Dancing, Getting ready for a night out with the girls, On holiday, Owning Singstar, Smoking and when I spend time with my amazing friends <3 xx
- Books
- Intimate Adventures Of A London Call Girl, Confessions Of A Working Girl, Confessions Of A Lapdancer, Girls In High Heels, Girl With A One Track Mind, Tan Lines, Confessions Of A Manhattan Call Girl, all of the Undead books and of course all of the True Blood books by Charlaine Harris <3
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Billy Connolly's 14 things I hate about everybody
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for thetime....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck isyours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search theentire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TVand change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake andeat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Ofcourse it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've foundit? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare atthe f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't reallygive me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? Ifit's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's animprovement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life isthe longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you dothat's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Hasthe bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they usedto be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is thatnice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanksthat's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand y! ouu nless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It'shas to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*ckingMcTosser.
14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are youalright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and beoff.0 Comments 242 weeks
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Three names you go by?
Kdohgg
Kirsty
Lipsy
Four things you are wearing right now?
slouch jeans, rocketdog skull pumps, lacy cream vest and undies
Have you ever licked your foot?
erm no
What are your pets names?
Vinnie, Star, Kobi, Kadie, Boo and Obsidian
Do you believe that everyone has a soulmate?
hmm
What's your current problem?
my babys ill...
Your thoughts of long distance relationship?
no thanks.. not enough sex
Are you a loser?
oH PuRe AyE LOLZZ1!!!11!!
How many kids do you want to have?
none thanks.. im too selfish
What is your favorite color?
green
What song do you want played at your wedding?
i have absoloutly no idea
If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
nahh no creeps thanks
What would you like to say to the first person on your top friends?
i love you and i hope you feel bettterrr
Where is your mobile phone?
in my bag i think
Where do you want to go?
somewhere hottt
What woke you up today?
the dog sitting on my feet
What are your plans for this weekend?
fuck knows maybe club earth hahaha
When was the last time you talked to/saw your closest friends?
Zaz at work on Mon, Kat on Fri at mines, Claire is across on the other sofa lol, Hobble a couple of weekends ago at sneaky petes, JamieLee on Fri at mines
Light hair or dark hair in the opposite sex?
Hmm dark hair
What was your dream about last night?
don't think i had one
Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
no he's ill so he's getting love and sympathy
Do you miss anyone?
gary wilson RIP
Have you ever been called a princess?
maybe by ross i dunno
What are you doing later?
watching dirty dancing time of your life on livingtv
Last person you rode in a car with someone under the age of 20?
probably ross's brother at some point
Do you mind sleeping on the floor?
yes!
So what's going on this week?
my poor boi is just out of hospital and has had a tragedy in the family and im working away and then out at the weekend.. oh and me and claire have a fun revenge plan for fridayyy
Do you consider girls to be total idiots?
most of them aye.. but not my friends obv
Do you enjoy summer?
ayeee 2 holidayssss wooooo
What are you planning for?
my new booooobies
Do you think love should have an age limit?
no
Do you have a reason to smile right now?
yup
What do you do when you need to relax?
bath or read a book
Who was the last person you hugged?
Ross when he came home
Would you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?
no probably not im selfish haha
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
paul
Have you cried today?
no
What bed did you sleep in last night?
on my sofa in the livingroom
Are you a dumb blonde?
yeah haha0 Comments 249 weeks
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19 days till new boobies
OHH MYYY GOODDD
Im so fahouking excited
x0 Comments 249 weeks
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Kim Campbell11/22/10I racked in $652 in 3 days doing stuff on the computer! It's all because of - http://x.co/KTGh friends help friends!
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Club At Davincis5/6/10Hello there K How are you?? Dont we have loads of things coming up for you!! Saturday the 8th May - In the Brooklyn Bar Alan Walker - Michael Buble tribute Saturday the 15th May - In the club 7-10 Sex and the City Ladies night - with "the highlanders" also Vani-T tan, Arbonne cosmetics and Ann Summers...to name but a few!!!! Sunday the 16th May - In the club Amy Winehouse tribute night Still Free entry Still £2 all drinks and.... Still the best night out in Livingston... DV x
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Club At Davincis3/26/10Hello K So....only ONE sleep till Jamie Maguire!! Just want to remind you all that this event will be huge so please arrive early to avoid disappointment!!! It will be Free entry...£1.50 drinks....not to be missed!! DaVincis x
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Club At Davincis3/18/10Hey K ONE WEEK TO GO!!!! Jamie Maguire will be with us in Saturday the 27th March - how excited are you??? Also dont forget this weekend all drinks are still £1.50 - thats all day thursday, friday and saturday...in the bar AND club!! Also we have a treat for all you Indie Kids!! Thursday the 8th April will be the very first of our bands night!! Headline will be - the dead sea souls Also performing on the night will be... The Begbies Fred Astairs Boots Ewen Butler ANOTHER NIGHT NOT TO BE MISSED!!! Davincis xxx
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Joanna3/11/10Oh by the way I would have left a message for you on facebook instead but I dunno how to use it yet
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3/11/10
Joanna
OMG Lady Gaga looked AMAZING! I will see you on Saturday
Been looking at blonde pics again.... is there any chance of me going blonde again??? See you soon x x
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3/5/10
Joanna
Right missus I'm booking in soon for some shortness!
Maybe in the next couple of weeks or so, so see you soon. Where's the Ga Ga photees? xxxx
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3/2/10 via Mobile
Joanna
hey missus i love my hair
you are right thoughi think i'll get a bit more off it next time. you know me so well haha. hope you're enjoying your time off x x
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2/26/10
Gareth W
alllll my days ay ay ay yea man yea man yea man check out that gash ova der blud oi, oi, oi, my size oi my size hey darlin oi girl am chattin to you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoOoU... also, check out adam deacons MAD skill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbnPD... (9 minute freestyle!) mental! aDulthood soon kirtsyface
miss u already innit xxxx
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2/19/10
Gareth W
duck duck GOOSE, you wee lol! mother goose should have ducked!
poor scone! I FEEL THE NEED... THE NEED... FOR SPEEED AAAOW! xxx
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2/15/10
Gareth W
i think we should organise a day sometime soon where we drink that gin and watch nuttin but uk gangsta films all day! yer man danny dyer will pop up on several occassions too so should be mint!
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Meema2/12/10hey huni, hows u?? long time no speak. xx
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2/11/10
Gareth W
just spraffin we made conclusions about the universe in a half hour... just imagine if we sat down wi a coffee, sober and discussed it, i think we'd figure it all out bbz :p fo shizzle xxx
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Mark Baird1/17/10went ot 2 livi lst nite. bn in bed all day.haha x
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Mark Baird1/15/10same party alot n havn a gd laf with the lads
u ot this weeknd? wb xx
Bebo 
juat relised that im a total mong when it comes to drawing on my laptop!
Crystaline Greene 0 Repliesi did however try my best and drew you this happy (maybe evil) kitty
much love xxxx