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REDMEN NEVER GO AWAY
Me, Myself, and I
April pimped me page lol

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!

I`m Joe.
Otherwise known as Farlap, Jojo, Big Red, Sloppy Joe, Horndog, Corndog, Horneman or JOEL to April's grandparents.


I share a birthday with TELLY MONSTER - Off Sesame Street!
My only form of ID is my Timezone card & my fullgrown dick. Take that bitch.
I am not a homosexual.
Mrs Stroud makes me wet.
I have Amber on lay-by.
My nephew is a champ.

Rangas Do It Better


On a scale of one to me,
April's about an eight.
* slides up & down car * :L .


Garbs :
Roses are red
The homeless are poor
Tigers are shit
& you're a dum fuckin whore
":L :L "



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"Vrooooom"
Best Kind Of Food?
FREE FOOD! "Head" of a freddo, Sharing Tiny Teddies with Skip, Kebabs, Horse.
Smlif
300, the green mile, SUPERBAD lol, Saws, ace ventura, mr beans holiday & other funny/scary shit
Strops
soccer, cricket, basketball, rugby league, shark-cage diving.
AprilBus.
SKIPPER! BestFriend. She's good for a few things.. Like free holidays, free feeds (which ARE my favourite), conning the 'rents into different things, a good time *winks*, easy to rip on, good taste in music (aka indian) and so on and so forth. We have a Love/Hate Relationship; She loves me, i hate her. [moon]
Happiest When
Eating or Sleeping. Or Eating While Im Sleeping.
Steph
The biggest "ranga" basher i know. She is shit at maths & lawn bowls. Mr Hill tells me she has a very firm grip lol.
Err:
Add me pedophiles.
Do iiiit : bigred248@gmail.com OR meetme@thecorner.com

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    • emma misses joey
      emma misses joey

      hello joseph..

      as u can probably tell, i drew 3 symbolising symbols..1-the words " miss you" coz its tru...
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      3-a gay souvenier spoon with a chunk of the great wall on it...

      yayaaa...miss u!

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      sry i was bored



      it read " ur a Mc cock-head
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      #1 bitchezzz. !! Mateee you've got me swearing like a muthafucker. See my below comment? I said that to Amber & mum last night :L . Got sent to my room like you wouldnt belive. Havent been sent to my room in years. i LOVED it. lol. Went downtown and bought matty toilet paper, chips and ciggies. hahah Coles thought I was really wierd.. :S for some unknown reason, although! I was wearing that hat.. \speaks for itself really// xx

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