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Jemima Banker

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  • Female, 28
  • from Mianus
  • Profile views: 307
  • Member since: September 2006
  • Last active: 4/22/10
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About Me

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I wanna fuck you.
Me, Myself, and I
Hello there. My name is Jemima Banker. I live with my mother, Patty. I like to play with my toenail hair. I work at a toaster factory and put the knobs on the toasters.

JEMIMA IS ALSO BACK!

JUST LIKE PATTY!

Sorry for the delay, but our family was evicted from the shed and we now live in a cardboard box!

Im so happy! Today I won the slut award! I am now the world's best slut.
Music
I love Patty's new album, The Emansipation of Patty Senior. It would rock my socks off, if I was in poccession of any socks.
Films
The Playboy bunnies in Patty's head are boring, so instead I create my own plays. My favourite at the moment is "Dead-fly-ella and Patty's hairy legs"
Sports
I play a few sports, such as chasing the cat and stalking people.
Scared Of
Im scared of Patty's toenail hair and her hairy legs, and also chickens.
Happiest When
Making plays, listening to The Emanispation of Patty Senior

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    Today we stole some toaster knobs from the factory. We brought them home and gave them to Patty as a birthday present, (Very early).

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  • Grandma Banker
    Grandma Banker

    Hello deary, how have you been my holiday in the neighbours backyard has been just splendid. i bought you back a present but i cannot tell you what it is because then it would be a suprize. anihoo my knitting is going great and someday i would love to teach you how to crochet. Oh and don't forget you need to wash and grind my feet today at 4.00 sharp alrity? Love you young one Grandma

    10/6/07
  • Patty Banker
    Patty Banker

    ive never met a girl as naiive as you. as much as you are trying to convince the world that i have some mental illness and cant remember my life, i think i can remember whats happening now. i do not live in a box and i do not live with you. i live in a garden shed with chip and nancy. you're not my daughter, and even if you were i would disown you. you're not worthy of my love or attention so go play in traffic.

    7/8/07
  • Ogilvie B
    Ogilvie B

    god my mums a bitch!

    5/22/07
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    Ogilvie B

    hello sister

    5/22/07
  • Patty Banker
    Patty Banker

    YOU ARE NOT MY FUCKING DAUGHTER. GET A LIFE

    9/11/06
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    Alice *

    wow! by stalking patty i have managed to get stalkers of my own ! ... SCORE

    9/10/06