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Arran
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Male, 24,
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- from Inverness
- I am Single
- Profile views: 4,790
- Member since: January 2006
- Last active: 10/5/10
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- It's a satanic drug thing...you wouldn't understand.
- Me, Myself, and I
- Not much to say. Music, beer, smoke and friends.
Just trying to find some answers, and trying to make less mistakes.
- The Other Half Of Me
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Adventure in Danny Glover's millenium falcon head.
- Music:
- Acid Bath, Acid King, Agents of Oblivion, Agraphobic Nosebleed, Alabama Thunderpussy, Amon Amarth, Anaal Nathrakh, Anal Cunt, Aphex Twin, Arson Anthem, At the Drive-In, Backwoods Payback, Beaten Back to Pure, Black Sabbath, Bloc Party, Bongzilla, Burning Witch, Burzum, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Cave-In, Clutch, Coheed & Cambria, The Company Band, Converge, Corrosion of Conformity, Crowbar, Cult of Luna, Darkthrone, Dark Funeral, Decapitated, Demonic, Desert Sessions, Devil to Pay, Devil Sold His Soul, Diamond Head, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dissection, Down, Drive-By Truckers, Earth, Ed Gein, Electric Horsemen, Electric Wizard, Emperor, Enslaved, Every Time I Die, Explosions in the Sky, Eyehategod, Fatso Jetson, Finntroll, Girl in A Coma, Godflesh, Godspeed You! Black Emperor...
- Music:
- Gorgoroth, Grand Magus, Green Day (Dookie & Insomniac), Halfway to Gone, High on Fire, Idlewild, Incubus, Iron Monkey, Isis, Jefferson Airplane, Jesu, Job For a Cowboy, John Wilkes Boothe, Robert Johnson, Tommy Johnson, Karma to Burn, Katatonia, Khoda, KYUSS, Mark Lanegan, Led Zeppelin, Machine Head, Mars Volta, Mastodon, Mayhem, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Megadeth, Million Dead, Monster Magnet, Murder By Death. I will finish this list. Someday.
- TV:
- I watch little TV these days. These are good though; Trailer Park Boys, Deadwood, Sharpe, Father Ted, Rome, X-Files, South Park, Peep Show, Brass Eye .
- Films:
- I like Exploitation Horror, Splatter Films and low budget horror of any kind, 70s Euro-Horror, Spaghetti and Offbeat Westerns, Asian Extreme Cinema, 50s Japanese Cinema and Cult films. Evil Dead Trilogy, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Begotten, Mark of the Devil, The Warriors, The Driller Killer, The Proposition, Last House on the Left, The Backwoods, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dead Man's Shoes, Old Boy, Animal Factory, Witchfinder General, Trainspotting, Sansho Dayu, The 400 Blows, The Bicycle Thieves, Rashomon, Zeitgeist I & II, Religulous, The Outlaw Josey Wales.
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Projects...
So I've been compiling a list of things for you all to look forward to, being produced by 'The Three Musky Tears & Friends' ...
The Colonel and Major's Party Plan albums + tour,
Casagerman!
The Major's Tales of Woe and Wonder
Alistair Darling the Musical
Gaylord of the Ringers
Nixon Goes Bananas0 Comments 247 weeks
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This week, I'm entirely unimpressed by...
This new genre of horror emerging called 'Vomit Gore'. I Sat through a painful 75 minutes of a film called 'Slaughtered Vomit Dolls' just because the title suggested sick (get it) thrills. I should have just had a shit instead. Then wiped it on my face. It would have been about as much fun. Well, with a title like 'Slaughtered Vomit Dolls', I know I shouldn't have expected much. But who'd have thought there would be SO much vomiting! One man actually makes himself vomit into a cup by shoving a severed arm down his throat, then drinks his vomit. And then vomits again. And I thought 'Two Girls One Cup' was as bad as it could get. Vomit-wise. And to make things worse (which was hard), any of the gruesome violence was impossible to make out, because I think the cameraman himself was vomiting. Instead of a soundtrack it has industrial noises, and lots of the speech is backwards (although those two factors I did like).
Oh, there's nudity too ("GREAT" shouts the sick fuck who wants a sly 'vomit-wank'). Sorry fuckface, all the nudity is of half dead, disease ridden prostitutes, vomiting on people. But then, if that's your thing. There's also a nice bit of vomiting onto a glass table, where the camera is underneath the table, pointing up. You get to play 'Pick Out Lunch From Dinner'. Fucking right on! Best bit of the film? When a man gets the top of his head sawed off, has his brains eaten by the aforementioned 'arm vomit' guy, and then vomited back into his empty skull. At least I laughed at that bit.3 Comments 254 weeks
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Acts I have viewed live...(some I saw because I was waiting for another band to come on...)
Amon Amarth
Anthrax
Dave Arcari
Arch Enemy
Beyond Fear
Billy Talent (worst live act)
Eric Clapton
Clutch
Devildriver
Diamond Head
Down x2
Dragonforce
Drever;Mcusker;Woomble
Drive-by Truckers
Finntroll
Guns N Roses (or, Axl Rose with some other people)
Helloween
Natalie Imbruglia
In Flames
Korn
Lacuna Coil
Lordi
Machine Head
Megadeth
Metallica x2
Van Morrison
Octavia
Opeth
Orange Goblin
Satyricon
Seasick Steve x2
Secret Machines
Sepultura
Stereophonics
Suns Of The Tundra
The Sword
3 Inches Of Blood
Throwdown
UFO
Viking Skull
Within Temptation
Plus loads of local bands.
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Alastair11/20/10I just made $39 in a week just working at home! Check it out at - http://goo.gl/KCH4r You will thank me!
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Jill Collins11/20/10lol....you need to add me on Facebook! Heres my profile http://goo.gl/C4VgO
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11/13/09
Simon Mackay
Everytime I see your bit about me as your other half makes me laugh. Too good. Also glad to see that Coheed have made it into your music section! MWAH
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9/6/09
Simon Mackay
I'm coming down to Dundee on tuesday or wednesday. I know you can hardly contain your excitement and you'll need to clean it up later but I'm planning on staying down til sunday or monday. Sound good, ya? Kissy kissy
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8/24/09
Richard Cocker
Oh master Arran, I am indeed. Though I'm internetless (in the library atm) and have lost all phone numbers that where once on my shiny phone, so communicating with the outside world is a mighty problem. Are you able to fire me a text through the air so I've got your number back? You back in dee now ayes? Pub? x
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8/22/09 via Mobile
Miss Machine.
Hello Sir, things are pretty good atm thanks, how are you? Not in Dunders am afraid, still up in Middle Earth, although I'm down the road on Friday. How so? Are u that bored u're likely to request MY company? Btw did u get an email from me a few months ago with a queationairre? U reckon u could fill it in for me?? X
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7/12/09
Simon Mackay
Hahahaha! Saucy. Still no sign, man. Bad times. Stupid Inverness being in the back o' beyond...the postman probably died on the great journey up here.
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7/5/09
Simon Mackay
Yis. Wantz mine? Haha why :S ? Mine should be here SOON. Seriously can't wait, going to be far too good.
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Alex Johnstone6/10/09My new profile is dedicated to you, and our (hopefully) long future copulating together in a highland cave, while the last living red squirrel face-fucks me with a studded dildo!) sigh...
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Lois Murray3/10/09No no no! You gave me £3.90 back in 20p's and 50p's It's ok I'll let you off with the 10p. You left your little pipey thing here. Will I get aaron to send it to you? x
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Miss Machine.3/5/09
Hmm. Sex and extreme torture sound right up my street. Shall have to check it out. Old Boy is my absolute favourite film of all time, bloody brilliant stuff! Sounds dire, not even old men, SHIT old men. Bit of free coke outta it though?! Uni's awrite, I try to go as little as possible; spend my days trying to bum the Gharm, sometimes she lets me, sometimes she doesn't. The most horrific thing that's happened recently is the fact I have to live with her for an entire year. Shaiiiiit. x
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3/5/09
Miss Machine.
I'm not actually even sure what a "Euro-Horror" film is. I don't mind that you win on that one, they sound like they're probably shit. I bet Megadeth do the soundtracks. The Tartan Asia Extreme stuff's waay better than the sound of this "Euro-Horror" baws. Where are you working? Are you in sexy Manchester atm? x
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Miss Machine.3/5/09
But... but... Faith No More?!!?! And I actually LIKE Electric Wizard!!! And I didn't get your joke about clotheslines... too deep for me maybe? Are you coming to Nixi's 21st next Fri? x
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Gordo3/4/09iam good just workin on my dissertation at the moment or pretending too yeah we need a drinking reunion next time ur up here aberdeen? ive never live up there
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3/4/09
Miss Machine.
Stop saying stupid philosophical lyricy things and start saying interesting gossipy things. Are you going to Download, Sir? xx
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Gordo3/4/09
Hey man how r u? what have u been up too?
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2/24/09
Simon Mackay
No way, man. If you like Anal Cunt it makes you gay. Coheed is the only cure. The Cunts have corrupted your mind! (SO baked) x
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2/23/09
Kirstin Walker
rubbishness. I started my nursery placement today, and got to go to the playpark. fun fun! whats new with you? making lots of pennies by the sounds of things? xxx
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2/23/09
Happy Halloween.......
Kirstin Walker 1 Reply(It's a tomato)
like the attention to detail...no sleves, favorite band on the top, and look at how happy the badger looks.
Mark Boni 1 Reply"Oh man, I have no idea what's going on..."
Julia 3 Replies