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- Me, Myself, and I
- Sad Bastard, A Blues fan, gets himself a job as a policeman.
On his first day he goes out on his very own police horse, feeling the part,
he thinks he'd better stamp his authority,
he notices a little boy in a Villa shirt across the road riding his brand new bike.
Sad Bastard trots over and says "Did Santa get you that bike for Christmas?" "Yes" Villa Fan replies.
"Well tell him to put reflectors on it next time" says Sad Bastard and fines the boy £5.
The boy very angry with his punishment asks the Policeman "Did Santa get you that Horse for Christmas?"
"Of course" Chuckled Sad Bastard snobbishly, "well tell Santa that the cock is supposed to go underneath the horse not
on top of it you twat."
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