well it all started the day he descided to ventur from his safe little home in the lighting of the stanway school ...

unfortunatly for him.. he was unaware of the misfortune he was to endure..

he innocently settled in a young students hair believeing that the spiked would make the perfect family home for his wife clarissa and there 4000 children all named toby junior...

as he snuggled into the young boys spikes he remebered his wallet on which he had left mistakely on the celing, so he slowly zoomed up towards the celing in order to retrieve it

then he saw some amazingly hairy arms and though "hey myt stop there for a drink"

so he did.. the arms took him lovingly and gave him the time of his life as he crawled around searching for a millimetre of guinniss..

however as the pub was a closing the landlady desided to place his drunken body in the hair of know caruing person of the school and one she thought she could trust

.. as the boy sat unaware the landlady and her spotty husband sat quietly giggling until they mistakely told the home of toby where toby was and why he had been placed there..

the boy became agressive violent even and started madly punching at his head... toby ran this way and that trying to aviod the mighty blows

.. in sheer desperation he crawled down the boys shirt and onto his beefy sholder and into the view of the cunning murderous boy..

with his hand held high, the boy splated the young boy from such a height and speed there was no hope of survial... not even the vet could save him ...

and he was.. the top spider vegetarian veterian!


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