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Nakatomi Bastards

No more Christmas for anyone. Ever.

11/26/07 | me too! | Reply

Nakatomi Bastards
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Because everything needs a bottom
Me, Myself, and I
It's Christmas soon and as such there are Christmas songs on the way.

And here's 4 of them

16 more to follow

And please do tell people about these horrid little recordings. Especially that track. Yes, that track.,

Merry Christmas - xxx

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    • Christmas? CHRISTMAS?!

      Believe it; Christmas is coming, and so are some of the more tedious things that go with it.

      Shopping...

      Traffic...

      Television...

      Christmas songs...

      But NO MORE! I can't do my bit (yet) for the former three, but I can damn well put out one and a half dozen (poorly) recorded, yet raucous, infectious and fist-pumpingly-under-the-dinner-table-discreetly festive jingles.

      So get out of your stocking and boogie like all the greatest people in the world with gorgeous looks and massive cocks do.

      Because that's all that counts at Christmas.

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    • Look Closely
      Look Closely

      That kind of claim might be illegal. Granted he'd want to be in this group but Will Smith makes Will Smith's decisions.

      12/8/07
    • Sanka Coffie
      Sanka Coffie

      Band members: Will Smith I like that.

      12/2/07
    • Look Closely
      Look Closely

      Dammit this RAWKS. In addition to the promised Rocking-ness naturally. Rawk is the Next Magnitude of Rock. Note the capitals.

      12/29/06
    • Vega
      Vega

      fucking best xmas songs ever

      12/20/06
    • Sky Ruairi
      Sky Ruairi

      Nakatomi Bastards: 250% musicians 100% fans

      12/19/06
    • Sanka Coffie
      Sanka Coffie

      The Hedbergian "Awright..." at the start of I Shot Santa! is the third greatest thing ever.

      12/19/06
    • Put Away Those Fiery Biscuits
      Put Away Those Fiery Biscuits

      greatest. band. EVAR.

      12/19/06
    • Vega
      Vega

      anything die hard esque and im a groupie..................im sure hans is on bebo

      12/18/06
    • Sanka Coffie
      Sanka Coffie

      LASER HARP! You're a genius. Even though you probably didn't invent it.

      11/22/06
    • Ross Kemp Chuffed About BeingRosskemp
      Ross Kemp Chuffed About BeingRosskemp

      I believe I was meant to be in this band with some weird instrument like a laser harp http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_harp

      11/10/06
    • Emmasaurus Rex
      Emmasaurus Rex

      i have very little discernable talent yet what i lack in ability i make up for in good ol fashioned gazumption

      10/23/06
    • Put Away Those Fiery Biscuits
      Put Away Those Fiery Biscuits

      this is me applying, even though I don't have to due to overpowering awesomeness. I call Harmonica, trumpet noise i make with my mouth and harmonica!

      9/17/06
    • Screen 17 .
      Screen 17 .

      Your misspelling of "maybe" has inspired me... NAKATOMI BASTARDS SHALL INVENT THEIR OWN LANGUAGE! Seriously, everyone's at it these days.

      9/16/06
    • Sky Ruairi
      Sky Ruairi

      I suppose we should start telling people about this or something. Or naybe we need music first.

      9/12/06
    • Sanka Coffie
      Sanka Coffie

      Boozyah. I like the sound of "barely-human archipelago". Well done, that man.

      9/12/06
    • Sky Ruairi
      Sky Ruairi

      Fine! No 'the'. I just like the sound of the definite article. It is now NAKATOMI BASTARDS

      9/8/06
    • Sanka Coffie
      Sanka Coffie

      What's this "the" business? There was no the...

      9/7/06
    • Junior Bevil
      Junior Bevil

      Whats my job? Ya still going for 12 members?

      9/7/06