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FUNNY BUT TRUE !!
WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BLACK MATES:Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BLACK MATES: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BLACK MATES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BLACK MATES: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BLACK MATES: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BLACK MATES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BLACK MATES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BLACK MATES:Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BLACK MATES: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BLACK MATES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BLACK MATES: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BLACK MATES: Will repost thiS

No.1
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

No.2
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


No.3
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

No.4
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


No.5
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

No.6
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


No.7
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


No.8
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


No.9
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


No.10
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


No.11
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

Puerto Rican girls are pretty
Asian girls are smart
But it takes a Murri girl
To win a guys heart

Brazil girls are tan
some girls are hoes
But when you want the best looking girl
Tha north is where you go

White girls are wild
Black girls are fun
But murri girls?
Come on, they're number 1

Girls will be girls
North, east, south or west
But Murri girls
Are the ones who always rate the best

To any guy who reads this
And truly wants to know
If you have a Murri girl
You should never let her go