The Longest Survey Ever!!

Time started: 14:21

Full Name: jordan james wells

Nickames: wellsy

Single or Taken: single =[

Gender: male

Sign: cancer

Siblings: none just my godsister and godbro =]

Eye colour: dunno it changes couler

Shoe size: 8/9

Height: bout 5ft4

What are you wearing right now?: Jeans, white top and braclet from spain

Where do you live: Bracknell

Righty or lefty: Righty

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Relationships.
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How many very close friends: A few

Do you have a bf or gf?: no

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faision
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Do you have any tattoos or piercings: Ear, and myt be gettin a tattoo soon

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Favourites
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Colour: white

Number: 4

2 Boys Names that u like: jordan & lee

2 Girls Names that u like: none..

3 Subjects in school: p.e atr math

Drink: fosters

Sport: go karting

Food: mums spag bog

Months: july n august

Song at the moment?: n dubs i swear

Movie: borat

Breakfast cereal: huny nut

Favourite cartoon character: goofy

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Have you ever....
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Given anyone a bath: no

Bungee Jumped: no

Made yourself throw-up: No

Been in the opposite sex's bathroom? lol fuck off

Eaten a dog biscuit: yer wen i was 4

Loved someone so much it made you cry?: no..

Broken a bone: no

Been in a physical fight: ye but i didnt fight back

Came close to dying: veeerrrry close head next to car wheel

Been in a sauna: no

Been in a hot tub: Ye

Been in the ocean: no

Fallen asleep in school: Yeah 4 times

Broken someone's heart: dunno =S

Cried when someone died: ye

Fell off your chair: Ye

Sat by the phone all night? no

Saved MSN conversations: No

Saved e-mails?: no

Been cheated on? dunno

Had Chicken Pox: Ye

Had Sore Throat: Ye

Believe in love at first sight?: no

Liked picnics: no

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Would you:
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Eat a live hamster: No

Go to a hanson concert if you had a free ticket: No

Kiss the last person you touched? no

who Was the last person you messaged: dunno

Who Was the last person you yelled at?: mum

Hu was da lst person 2 break ya heart: kno1

Who was the last person who told you they loved you: dunno its been ages
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Do you/Are You:
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Do you like filling these out: no not really

Do you like yourself: ye but not really vein

Have piercings below the waist?: lol fuck off

Obsessive?: with gettin summink i want

Anorexic?: No

Depressed?: No

Suicidal? only in the morning

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Final questions
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What are you listening to right now: mr faiser grey skys

How many people are online? dunno

What did you do yesterday? nuthin

Got any awards?: yer

Are you double jointed: Yes

What do you dream about?: Everything

Last time you showered: I bath

Last time you took a bath? Last night

The last movie you saw at the Cinema: Borat... funny as!!!

Root beer or Dr.Pepper: Dr. Pepper

Mud or Jelly wrestling: Jelly!!

chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Chocolate

Summer or winter: winter

Silver or Gold: silver

Diamond or pearl: Diamond

Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset

Sprite or 7up: Sprite

3 quarter-lengths or shorts: 3 quarter lengths

Orange juice or apple juice: Apple

Cats or dogs: dogs

Coffee or tea: Tea

Phone or text: textttttttttttttttttttttt

Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: wot

hugs or kisses: Both

Time finished: 14:35

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices
that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!

CONDOMS
sainsbury's flavoured condoms...making life taste better

tesco's condoms...every little helps

nike condoms...just do it

peugeot condoms...the ride of your life

kfc condoms...they're finger licking good

malteser's condoms.... they melt in your mouth not in your hands

abbey national condoms...because life is complicated enough

coca cola condoms...the real thing

duracell condoms...you can just keep going and going

pringles condoms...once u pop u cant stop

burger king...home off the whopper

good year condoms....for a long ride go wide

muller light condoms...so much pleasure but wheres the pain?

flash condoms...just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work

halifords condoms...we go the extra mile

andrex condoms...soft strong and very long

which 1's wud u use?!?