Suicidal nightingale..... watch this space.......

1.Choose a song to answer each question with

2. Are you male or female?
Sun King

3. Describe yourself
Holier Than Thou

4. How do some people feel about you:
They're red hot

5. How do you feel about yourself
Dont wanna srop

6. Ex boyfriends/girlfriends:
96 quite bitter thimgs

7. Current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush:
Perfect fit

8. Describe where you want to be:
Going to california

10. Describe how you live:
Mad world

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish:
Save the population

12. Share a few words of Wisdom:
Shut your eyes

13. Any general advice:
Get on top

14. Share a favorite pickup line:
give it away

15. And if that one doesn't work:
Wow

16. What secondary school do/did you attend:
Misty mountain top

17. Pepsi or coke:
The Lemon song

18. Any pets?
Octopus' Garden

19.favourite food
Strawberry fields forever

20. Do you drink?
The river is wild

21. Say goodbye:
Exitlude

Peter Kay's Universal Truths!

1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when
your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4. You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5. Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 or 5318008 into a calculator.
6. Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8. You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have
a fire in your back garden.
9. Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
10. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
11. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
12. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
13. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
14. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
15. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
16. The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.
17. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
18. Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
19. Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.
20. Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
21. Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
22. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
23. You never ever run out of salt.
24. Old ladies can eat more than you think.
25. You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
26. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
your hand or head stuck in something.
27. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
28. Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their
arm broken by a swan.
29. The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an
upturned plug.
30. People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
31. You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
32. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
33. Bricks are horrible to carry.
34. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.