In No Particular Order:

Hard butter on soft bread

That ginger Kid

Ulcers - if thats how they are spelt, they are annoying more than anything

Cuts/soreness in your mouth

Getting a bone when your eating fish, especially when its the last bite

Getting seeds in oranges

Finding out you have less money than you thought you had

This can only be explained by example; if your waiting at the bus stop and you've forgotten something you don't want to go home incase you miss the bus, but as it turns out the bus is late and you would've made it in time. That applies to loads of situations, credit to Ayliean for the example haha

Thin people who think they're fat

Fat people who think they're thin. Yuck.

When a peice of tin foil zaps your fillings

You can’t look up the correct spelling in a dictionary cos you don’t know how to spell it

When people say "its always in the last place you look" - always will be

When someone asks "can i ask you a question?"..just did.

Brain Freeze

When the little red string which is meant to make opening packets and such easier doesnt work and you end up tearing the packet in half

You can never put something back in a box the way it came

Someone at the cinema asks "did you see that?". Nah, thought id waste a fiver on not watching this film

How expensive the cinema/cinema food is

When two or more people are about to take a photo and you don’t know which one to look at

Junk mail, awful awful crap. No breast implant for me

Really greasy fast food places

Drinking juice or eating after you’ve had chewing gum or brushed your teeth

No toilet paper

Wet sleeve cuffs

Cold Wet clothes

Having to text someone with a one word answer

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here. idiot.

When you get a hair in your mouth

Fakes

Warm beer

Pain in general

Cold feet

Taking Off A Wet T-shirt

Tying your hair back and the bobble is either too tight to tie or its too loose

Bug Bites When They’re Dead Itchy

Hypocrites

Nettle Stings, again, itchy

When Fat People Say, "its not my fault im fat, i cant help it". - you obviously can, stop eating so much. Fair enough if they cant help it, some actually can't

Loud people with an annoying accent

Snow down the back of your neck

When the shower goes really hot or cold randomly and it burns or freezes so bad

Getting songs in your head that you hate

Wet hair in the cold

The harder it is to reach an itch, the more you need to scratch it

Trying to put socks on when you’ve had swimming and your feet are still a tad moist

Chlorine Water

Snapping a string on your guitar

The few strands of hair that come out when you tie you hair up

Itchy feet when you have shoes on

Tying your laces when your hands are freezing and your laces are wet

Cant wear new clothes cos they reek of "new" or the shop

Actually tasting deoderant cos some shite has put it all over the place

Being out of breath

Getting food stuck in your teeth

Whens theres no good food in the house

When the weather is grotty

Wind that somehow freezes you to the core

People who will look down on your just for the way you look or your age

Moody bus drivers who complain over the most petty things

Sour Fruit, that shouldnt be sour, eg grapes or oranges

Exams

Doing outdoor sports when the weather is REALLY bad

When i awoke on the coast to coast to find it was snowing

When a pen runs out

Someone on the phone wants you to write something down and you have to go on some extreme hunt around the house for a pen

The amount of queers in town, freaky shit

How long Lost is taking to end

Bad after tastes eg. Cranberry juice

Sleeping in and wasting a day.. sometimes its annoying, sometimes awesome

How low down some minks have their trousers

Grabbing the wrong end of a con