AndyLovesLara…<33

Everyone is being a bit too loud seeing as its 6am

DOOOO I UUUUUK LIKEEE!!!!

I’m a little sketch-out typing in my laptop that I robbed from school… because I don’t want to give people a headache with my little annoying voice… I’m such a sweet little boy…AWWWWWW

SHUUUUT THHEEEE FUCK UP, IT’S GONE 6AM!!!!

People are just so noisy!!... =(

Delphine is thinking in her head right now that I am a wee bit of a loser…CRY!!

She uuuuukin likes!!!

Delphine? How much do you like Andy?


Act 3 Scene 5
Delphine: Don’t Know…

Alex: Well You Obviously like him a fair bit, seeing as what went on with you two this evening. Because a week or maybe two weeks ago you said that you weren’t a slag and you don’t have promiscuous sex with people if it doesn’t mean anything. . . Maybe you were just WRECKED!!!

[Audience Laugh and Applause]
Delphine: Yeah maybe I was wrecked, and maybe I just am a slut. Bottom line though Mr. Hannen I would really appreciate it if you did not think of me in that way!

… So you fancy a quick one in you’re room Alex? ;-)

I’ll make you feel like a REAL man baby!! =]


Alex: Well I don’t want to be taking advantage of you seeing as you’re drunk, high on crack and whizzed up. Ahh fuck it yeah lets go, my sack needs to be emptied!

10am In The Big Hannen House

Andy is still laying in a pool of mark’s vomit… meanwhile Piggy, Charlie and Codie search for the shotty tube.

Lee is in control of the television and the rest of the house mates are watching t.v.

Chelsea is fantasising over Lloyd Banks of G-unit….LOSERRRRRRRRR!!!

Im A Mutha Fukin’ P.I.M.P


UUUUUKING LIKE!!!!

Those Flashin’ lights come from everywhere…. Bumbumbumbumbumbum

I haven’t really mentioned Charles much so im goin to say something really sound about him… he has really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really…………………………………………………………………………
 ……………………………………………………………………………NICE SHOES lol


Archie is steamin’ at 10:13am.

Alex is still buzzin’ and chattin’ shit and im going to slap him very soon.



15.48 In the big Hannen House


Codie, Charlie and Andy are talking about how they are going to be rippin’ their shotty’s.

Charlie is chatting shit about something on a window sill, and letting the farts rip from his ass.

Alex is still being a little loser and typing this shit!

Andy is smoking a cigarette, and is about to give Alex saves. Andy is on the phone to William Moore, Will wants Andy to lend him and Lloyd £10.

Alex finally gets his saves off Andy… is its fuck good saves!!! Alex is not happy.

[Charles and Lee “Rinsed”]
They decided to take the bus to ‘The Big Hannen House’ whereas Charlie and Codie cycled to the house and where here in no time at-all.

The housemates are talking about their bad shotty experiences; they are having a good old laugh

[Charles and Lee Arrive]

They have seen what has been written in the laptop, they find it amusing.

Housemates are giving Alex racial abuse and are saying that the jeans Andy bought off Charles would hang off his ass.

The housemates are discussing their weight loss/gain in the past few weeks.

[Charles is grinding his weed with a glass and a pair of scissors]

The lads are discussing last night’s events, they are talking about Dazza’s trainers and how they are just A Bit Worse For Wear!!

[Kye calls Lee]

Charles is smoking da riftaaaaa

Alex is becoming increasingly worried about how he is going to be able to get his hands on