If you got an promblem with me....sort it out! (Hate two-faced people)
If you cant stand me....sit down!
If you cant face me....turn around!
Think im tripping??....tie my shoes!
Love or hate me??...either way, your still thinking of me!
Dont no me??....dont judge me!
Dont like what you see??....dont fooking look!

Thank you for those who *GOSSIP* about me... Your only making me the center of your world.

Thank you to those who *HATE* me... Your only making me a stronger person.

Thank you to those who *ENVY* me... Your only making me selfesteam grow.

Thank you to those who *LIE* to me... You make me see the truth, and the truth about you, and what kind of an person you are.

Thank you to those who talk *SHIT* about me... You only make me popular, and show others you have no life of your own.

Thank you to those who *LEFT* me... You only make me think twice about making the same mistake again.

Thank you to those who *STAY* ... You make me realize who true friends really are.

Thank you to those who *LOVE* me... You only make me love more.

Thank you to those who *WORRY* about me... You only make me realize someone cares.

Thank you to those who *LISTEN* ... You only make me express my true feelings.

And Thank you to those who *CARE* about me... You only make me feel Special!!!

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
dont go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a message
with out a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass!
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes it takes long.
At least I can admit,to other's
when im wrong.
I dont drive in cirles,
at any cost.
And I dont have an problem,
admitting im losted!
I never forget, an important date,
you just gotta deal with it,
im usually late.
I dont watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Dont need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I wont lose my hair,
I dont get jack itch.
And just cause i'm assentive.
Dont call me an bitch.
Dont say to your friends,
oh yea, i can get her.
In your dreams, my dear'
I can do better!
Flowers are ok,
but jewellery's best.
Look at me you idiot...
not at my chest!
I dont have a problem,
with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
you look at the celling.
Dont call me a GIRL,
a BABE on a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN.
Get it, you DICK!!