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Lynda Kelly

Take life with a pinch of salt, a twist of lemon, and a shot of tequila!!

10/18/07 | me too! | Reply

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Me, Myself, and I
Okay, anyone who's read this profile before will get a strange sense of "what the "@!?" is that girl up to" cause back with Pierce again. Anyway, still working over in Templemore, but eyes open for any future prospects!!! In the Munster League Hockey final on Saturday.. fingers crossed. Otherwise life's fairly dull at the moment, will update this when i've more interesting scandal.
Music
Josh Groban.... if anyone knows where he lives let me know, i plan to kidnap him and get him to serenade me when I find his location. Honestly, that man is not safe! Oh, and Wentworth Miller, but i think i'd have to mow over a possy of woman to get at him.
Films
Patch Adams (i know i'm sorry), Braveheart (anything with Mel Gibson) and Gladiator ( i'm seeing a trend possibly in the last two- violence perhaps!)
Sports
Hockey, basketball, rugby..... pretty much anything with a ball and that doesn't involve me needing to defy gravity.
Drinks
Coors Light and Pure Blonde (australian version). Tryin to train myself in on Vodka/tonic/lime(haven't had any of my old Vodka moments but still in the Kindergarten days... watch this space!!!
Happiest When
Curled up in my blue fluffy slippers and p.j's after someone else has cooked dinner with a meal in one hand, drink in the other and blanket wrapped around me watching the King of Comedy Tommy Tiernan (its never happened but you can live in hope)!
I most hate
Farts!!!!! Yes, i hope there's one person in particular reading this, yes farts!!!! They've passed out cochroaches on the hate-o-meter scale so PLUG IT in future boys, k!!!

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    No u told me about it! not much happening here im tain care of Donie Collins for a few das hes styin in Ger and Diarmuid house while he goes into tutorial for the week but there not around and hes on his own in the house so im keeping him company. Have aload of work to do these days no joke have...

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  • Niamh Darmody
    Niamh Darmody

    hi ya,rianne was tellin me u put back out @ trainin las wk, u poor thin how long u gonna b out 4? sorry cudnt make match las sat! i shall c u 2moro nite @ trainin neways talk den:)

    9/18/08
  • Lynda Kelly
    Lynda Kelly

    Cool i've gotten permission from the teacher so i'm going to go with that.. sweet, should be able to manage it so!! Yahoo!!! I'm assumin the little lassy in the picture is Maria's little lady.. God she's so big! Wow, i'm feeling old already saying this but "doesn't time just fly"... Yes i'm hitting 103yrs any day now! Anywho pop down to me some day soon, now as you suggested it would definatly be advisable to txt first cause you might simply be greeted by a dejected black cat becuase unless i know i'm unlikely to be there.. Chasing my tail currently and back in College Thursday but will do my bestest whenever you're free. Chat soon deary!

    9/9/08
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    Kirra Think of it, within four to six weeks, you too could be a college graduate. http://getyourhotnewdegree.com

    7/16/08 via Mobile
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    7/4/08
  • Classy Yoke
    luv Classy Yoke

    ...if you're ever closeby. Moving house again tomorrow...getting closer and closer to the big smoke...i'll be on oxford street soon if i'm not careful! Must try and catch up next time i'm home if you're around? So what u up to these days? u still in templemore...or have i completely missed the boat on that one?! tell your mum i said hello! Have a lesson in a min so gotta go... great to hear from you... chat soon, Sinead xx

    6/30/08
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    Classy Yoke

    Hello stranger!!! How are things?! No I didn't know the wedding was on...wow! Must have been some celebrations!! Tell them I said congrats & best wishes! It's so weird being away for so long now. Losing touch with everyone bit by bit...quite sad then when I get home, always expecting things to be the same as they were! Ah well, thats life isn't it??!! Still working away here, in the same school just down the road from twickenham stadium...another 3 and a half weeks til the hols...aaaaaaaaaggggggghhh!!! God bless those long Irish summers...we have 5 weeks this year...so unfair! I'm going to Beijing & Hong Kong on 5th August for 2 weeks - school trip to the olympics!!!!! (beats bunratty & dublin zoo, eh?!) so i can't complain really! Loving life here actually. Very different to home, much more stressful but great when you get the time to enjoy it. Ur still more than welcome to pay a visit if ur ever close Those sambuca days have long gone for me too i'm afraid, though i'm sure

    6/30/08
  • Rhea Kelly
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    Photos are up. I only have a few takes ages to copy them in but kevins has them all up!

    6/25/08
  • Linda Ryan

    ms kelly what is the story with you been a while????

    5/23/08
  • Classy Yoke
    Classy Yoke

    Hey dude!! It's been a while!! How're things? Hope you're well.... Sinead xx

    4/27/08
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    now im not gud at french, but here ya go de ja vu?! or sumtin like that! Pierce-now EVEN I was der for that! hiya! Hows things?! Miss me yet?!

    4/12/08
  • Danny Noonan
    Danny Noonan

    hey hows things, u set for sat nite, many tickets sold?

    4/9/08
  • James Molloy
    James Molloy

    Ah nice one. I like Pierce. As for my relationship matters shush now. Bebo has ears. You know I'm all about discretion. :D

    3/27/08
  • Danny Noonan
    Danny Noonan

    hey ya, hows things

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    put ur photo's from new years eve up woman!! u can do it, i have faith in u!! ;)

    3/26/08
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    luv James Molloy

    Whose the lucky fella? :D

    3/26/08
  • Linda Ryan

    well miss its been a while!!! hows things with you???

    3/14/08