U smell like a shit smugglers ruck sack.

U were born inside out.

U have a face like a bull dog licking piss off a nettle.

Ur a dung puncher.

Eat shit and die.

>>Some classics here!
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>>Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan
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>>She's got a face like a dug lickin p!sh aff a nettle
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>>It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!
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>>She's got a face that could make an onion cry
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>>I wouldn't ride her into battle
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>>Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege
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>>I wouldny do her with a rusty pole
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>>Mair chins than a chinese phone book
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>>Face like a melted welly
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>>She smells like an alkies carpet
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>>She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician
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>>It's like sh*gg1n a pail of water
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>>It's like sh*gg1n the sleeve aff a wizards cloak!
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>>She's killed more cocks than a fowl butcher
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>>F@nny like a ripped out fireplace
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>>Face like a sand blasted tomato
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>>Ar$e like a bag a washing
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>>Your face could get a job haunting houses
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>>I wouldn't ride her if I had a bag of spare d!cks
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>>She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant
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>>She's seen more helmets than Hitler
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>>The wheels turning but the hamsters died
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>>She has been c*cked more times than Davy Crocket's Musket
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>>Face like a stuntman's knee
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>>She's got a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
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>>Your ma's goat a d!ck and yer da's jealous